Alexa Squires

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Windshield wipers on the body

me and my bestie:

I want to go on a top golf dateeeee

“Eren Yeager brings out my daddy and mommy issues oh god”

one horseman at a time please

I hope i get thrown a surprise party atleast once in my adult life 😭

I apologize if i ever was a toxic person in your life, I'm maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me …

Kanye just like me I am also ruining friendships and looking insane rn

If you pass the drug test at dominos they fire you

hot girls are single and have no valentines

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

the most important date is the one where u make him watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again as a double feature to test how many abba songs he knows and to see if he’s man enough to cry at the end of the second one