Squirrel Karate

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues B. Is frigid C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus

@Today_June_says ♥️

@owlfishrazor Not bad, how about you?

@SquirrelKarate Hi How’s life?

@owlfishrazor 👋🏻

@crowellalove Honestly…same!

@justwritewhatev I used to be alright to look at but I’m getting older…now I have to rely on my personality to make friends and it’s not going well.

@SquirrelKarate You know you’re a hottie 🔥

@BwanaChris Dag se

@SquirrelKarate Möre

What kind of an asshole tells everyone on Twitter it’s their birthday for attention, what a loser! Unrelated, Happy Birthday to me!

According to your Avi you were pretty hot in 1998 huh?

@chincha33 As a likeable rogue it is my duty to be charming always.

@SquirrelKarate Excellent reply... I am putty in your hands. Lol

I think if I can put a whole cookie in my mouth at once, there aren't as many calories. Please don't correct me.

The joke is on you guys…I knew my tweets were shit this whole time.

@chincha33 Such is life…but it adds up, I heard Georgia needed a new peach so it’s all worked out ;)

@SquirrelKarate He's captaining... in FL, I'm in Georgia now. Lots has happened since. 💐

@chincha33 Always well :) good to see you. How’s the captain?

@SquirrelKarate Hey, you! Hope you are well 😻

I like to tweet on this account every so often to remind people they haven’t blocked me yet.

I reiterate that a Tupperware and a Walrus both like a tight seal.

@BwanaChris Subtextual tweeting is a lost art form, I used to be the Picasso of it.

"Hear ye, hear ye, I shall not address thee directly, but through vague and cowardly subtweets, for the whole of X to decipher!"

It’s as if being handsome and funny is not enough to be well liked on Twitter anymore…fuck sakes what now?