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Squirrel Karate

@SquirrelKarate

I don’t even know Karate.

Katılım Nisan 2013
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Squirrel Karate
Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues B. Is frigid C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
@justwritewhatev I used to be alright to look at but I’m getting older…now I have to rely on my personality to make friends and it’s not going well.
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
What kind of an asshole tells everyone on Twitter it’s their birthday for attention, what a loser! Unrelated, Happy Birthday to me!
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
According to your Avi you were pretty hot in 1998 huh?
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Chincha
Chincha@chincha33·
I think if I can put a whole cookie in my mouth at once, there aren't as many calories. Please don't correct me.
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
The joke is on you guys…I knew my tweets were shit this whole time.
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
@chincha33 Such is life…but it adds up, I heard Georgia needed a new peach so it’s all worked out ;)
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Chincha
Chincha@chincha33·
@SquirrelKarate He's captaining... in FL, I'm in Georgia now. Lots has happened since. 💐
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
I like to tweet on this account every so often to remind people they haven’t blocked me yet.
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
I reiterate that a Tupperware and a Walrus both like a tight seal.
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
@BwanaChris Subtextual tweeting is a lost art form, I used to be the Picasso of it.
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Chris Swart@BwanaChris·
"Hear ye, hear ye, I shall not address thee directly, but through vague and cowardly subtweets, for the whole of X to decipher!"
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Squirrel Karate@SquirrelKarate·
It’s as if being handsome and funny is not enough to be well liked on Twitter anymore…fuck sakes what now?
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