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@chincha33

I think I've finally gotten rid of my need for another *if I had a hammer* tweet (This is all lies!)

GA, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Chincha
Chincha@chincha33·
Blow me, you oscillating fan.
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✨️Kristen✨️
✨️Kristen✨️@_kAe_lEe_·
I hate people say they don't like my taste in music. Well I don't like your face, but I kept my piehole shut.
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Ⓜ️isterD
Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·
I'm not drunk... i'm tipsy adjacent
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Madcat Magick ACM
Madcat Magick ACM@PaganParish·
When you know things way before they happen it’s not as much fun.
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Craving
Craving@calluptome·
Amazon Gods were good today. Instead of one 4lb bag of dogfood they sent 4 bags wrapped in plastic. Math skills chef’s kiss my anonymous friend 😘
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Madcat Magick ACM
Madcat Magick ACM@PaganParish·
I want to know all the mysteries, especially yours.
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Daddy Go Fish
Daddy Go Fish@daddygofish·
It's impossible to find a birthday card for a 10yo boy from a 10yo boy -- why don't they have one that just says "bro happy birthday bro".
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X🇨🇦
X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde·
Listen I had a fucking terrible night...my friends are doing stupid fucking shit and won't let me fucking fix it
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Barroom Hero 🦬
Barroom Hero 🦬@UnIxphysco·
I have coffee and a $3.99 book from Ollie's. Life is good
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Not You Again.
Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66·
I dont care about your problems my hot neighbor is moving now what am I going to stare at?
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DaddyJew
DaddyJew@DaddyJew·
the way some dads feel about lawn stripes are the way i feel about vacuum stripes. i love me a nice vacuum stripe
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
"I'm in the business of misery..." - it's sales
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Barroom Hero 🦬
Barroom Hero 🦬@UnIxphysco·
What if we kissed at the Buc-ee's?
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💀SpookyLittleComic👻
💀SpookyLittleComic👻@CunniLinguist77·
No one jumps anyone’s bones anymore.
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Bitz
Bitz@bitzydimbo·
i put strawberry jam on a peanut butter cookie and i feel like i'm top chef now
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Bitz
Bitz@bitzydimbo·
fucking Facebook 😂😂😂
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𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩
𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩@Jumperjohn1976·
Just ignore it and take a nap is my advice on almost everything these days.
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𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩
𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩@Jumperjohn1976·
Twitter is basically the acceptable way to have multiple personalities and imaginary friends.
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𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩
𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩@Jumperjohn1976·
It’s healthy to be a little unhinged sometimes.
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tera-cotta
tera-cotta@notincharge7·
you: "It's getting hot in here" I'm: "so take off all your clothes" [years old]
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