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PE/M&A biglawyer wasting valuable billable hours reviewing & marking up memes

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Squirrel Hand LLP@Squirrel_Hand·
Me when anyone emails me about anything at all
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Hunter Ash
Hunter Ash@ArtemisConsort·
If people think that four years of military service should entitle someone to a lifetime pension, they can make that case openly, but laundering it through disability claims seems very degrading, both individually and socially. You have to lie to get your bag.
Nicholas Decker@captgouda24

Graham Platner is a man so mentally damaged he’s receiving $5,000 a month — tax free! — from the government in disability pay, yet he wants to be a Senator. Either is incapable of being a Senator, or he has been arranging his finances to claim benefits which he does not deserve.

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Holly Grayle
Holly Grayle@HollyGrayle·
Btw, she deleted her account on X when everyone correctly identified who she was - i.e., the direct descendant of Nigerian slavers who the British had to bombard make them stop. Also, her grandfather is a billionaire so she should be handing all of her money over to the descendants of the people her ancestors enslaved because that's how this works, right?
Daily Mail@DailyMail

Revealed: Greens hopeful who is calling for the UK to pay slavery reparations is a descendant of slave traders trib.al/rMwaZbI

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Greg Price
Greg Price@greg_price11·
Justice Alito has officially had enough of Justice Jackson.
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サブポタ@sapota_sub·
Brisket sushi. U.S.-Japan Alliance.
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines buff.ly/bMPnC2o
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
how it feels to have just polished off a 30 rack with your boys in the garage after a day of breaking shit when you see the headlights coming up the driveway of your girlboss breadwinner wife's mercedes GLS
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Cooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy
The world is still completely unaware that digital resistance exists and gyms all over the world will soon be full of it (like it or not.) I recently visited YouTuber Will Tennyson’s home gym, and showed him for the first time. The reaction is always the same, total surprise.
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Ben Pile
Ben Pile@clim8resistance·
I've never been sufficiently interested to give him a hearing before. But here he really does not sound like anyone with any serious grasp of economics/finance/etc. He struggles with some basic concepts that would be immediately understood by someone with a fraction of the background he claims. What a strange phenomenon.
Proper Memes 〓〓@Proper_Memes

Gary doesn't even understand the basics of taxation, like income tax vs inheritance tax or corporate tax vs consumption tax.

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The American Tribune
The entire middle of America is essentially one giant swathe of land that is absolutely perfect for raising cattle or bison...as shown by the vast herds of bison seen by Lewis and Clark Instead, we subsidize the production of vast loads of corn that exhausts and degrades the topsoil and underground water reservoirs, and meanwhile import cheap and worse-tasting beef from Brazil that drives American ranchers out of business, while allowing a few big meatpackers to further squeeze American ranchers and drive up beef prices for Americans It's nonsensical at every level, other than that it helps certain special interests that can afford to lobby for the most absurd policies imaginable
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

.@SecRollins: "Half of these meatpacking giants, including the largest meat packer in the world, are either foreign-owned or have significant foreign ownership and control, making them a threat not just to our cattle producers, but a threat to America itself."

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Avi
Avi@AviFelman·
For those that don't understand what happened here, the reporters asked a very stupid question. Ryan clearly stated that the transaction was going to take place using 50% cash 50% equity. We will need about ~55b to purchase Ebay so follow the math here. Gamestop has ~$9b on its balance sheet and a soft commitment of ~20b from a lender. So we're at ~29b. so for the rest Ryan is pledging the entire market cap of GME (~10b). That brings us to 39b total. From there, Ryan is going to sell his body on onlyfans, pray to god and beg the Ebay executives to "just take the deal man". That brings us to the total price of ~55b. The reporters are dishonest, fake news media strikes again.
Reese Politics@ReesePolitics

That was one of the greatest displays of legacy news hit job media (CNBC) vs. new age retail pioneers (Ryan Cohen and $GME) where the old guard is so desperately trying to cling to what's left of their crumbling establishment. Cohen's indifference to Sorkin's childish repetitive questioning was an absolute mog.

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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
What being a parent is like.
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Gun Samurai
Gun Samurai@_Gun_Samurai·
50g of gunpowder. Absolutely. There was some ‘disbelief’ about last week’s upload so this time we recorded the whole loading/shooting process! This was our last practice before our demonstration at Matsumoto Castle next week! Join us if you can!
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr
Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr·
Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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Squirrel Hand LLP@Squirrel_Hand·
Once wars become entirely drone-based we'll have war equivalent of zizek joke about man bringing fleshlight and woman bringing dildo, the tools fuck on the side while the man and woman talk so that they don't have to go through the motions of sex for real
Drone Wars@Drone_Wars_

Russian company Lobaev Arms has reportedly launched serial production of the “Dvoinik” robotic sniper system, designed for remote or AI-assisted operation in stationary or mobile configurations. #Russia #Robotics #Defense #Sniper #MilitaryTech

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