Ali Aslam

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Ali Aslam

@StLightShaman

supersonic folk singer songwriter. Listen to “The Last American” streaming everywhere now!

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Ali Aslam@StLightShaman·
I think people record tik tok videos in their cars because their SOs wouldn’t put up with that shit
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Does your fitness coach ask you how much pizza you can eat? Mine does… I am my fitness coach
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Ali Aslam@StLightShaman·
This is the prestige tv I’m most excited about
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Premise for a horror movie
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Ali Aslam@StLightShaman·
Looks like @FlySWISS wants to strand me in chicago
Ali Aslam@StLightShaman

@FlySWISS why am I being told mid connection that I may not have seat on the next plane? I’m already a thousand miles from home and now I’m being told I may not be going any further?

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@FlySWISS why am I being told mid connection that I may not have seat on the next plane? I’m already a thousand miles from home and now I’m being told I may not be going any further?
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Jenni "Bad Shrimp" Polodna@horsewizrd·
(content warning: endless screaming) ok the AI refuses to give me a normal cat but when I ask for "a centaur except the man part is a jumbo shrimp" it fuckin' NAILS it first crack out the gate
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Ali Aslam@StLightShaman·
Free speech is meant to protect us from the government by making it answerable to the public. The framers couldn’t imagine anything more powerful then the state. when the most powerful are also the most wealthy, do we want them to control our speech platforms?
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I just want to say this again and again
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Jo Kroger@JoKroger·
How does a fridge die if the freezer still works? Asking for a stir fry
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Ali Aslam@StLightShaman·
So excited that I get to hear this soon
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Nick “how's your book coming?” Danger
Bro, just because americans can't appreciate a good martial arts film, that doesn't mean "they're catering to a chinese market". That shit's at least a little racist and short sighted. also- check out a bruce lee film now and then. it's good for you.
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