Cool Hand Luke

40.2K posts

Cool Hand Luke

@StLukeOfAlcohol

Unofficial bronze medalist in the Reply Guy™️ Olympics 🥉

State of Depression Katılım Eylül 2011

244 Takip Edilen433 Takipçiler

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·17h

Florida man... Need I say any more?

English

379

4.5K

445.4K

Cool Hand Luke@StLukeOfAlcohol·9h

@sadgirlyboss

GIF

QME

178

sgb@sadgirlyboss·9h

these are all actual screenshots from people i went on dates with. if you didn't believe me, here is the proof.

sgb@sadgirlyboss

got some comments about how “this didn’t happen” i’ve been on dozens of first dates over the last four years. if i hadn’t heard it myself, i wouldn’t believe some of the things people have said to me. not only did this happen, it’s just one unhinged remark out of many.

English

168

239.8K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

ִֶָ@girl01101011·1d

I’ll do cocaine but I draw the line at a full sugar soda

English

1.2K

12.2K

348.4K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

big content guy@bigcontentguy·23h

absolute cans parade

Français

507.3K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

julia@juumelo_·1d

not to be romantic or anything but I’d get you a beer if I was up getting myself one

English

161

67.1K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Alex Calabrese@amcalabrese12·1d

ZXX

158

10.2K

132.6K

1.8M

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

julia@juumelo_·1d

drinking 13 beers is actually good for you if they’re served at a sunny outdoor seating

English

437

9.4K

376.6K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Geiger Capital@Geiger_Capital·1d

Elizabeth Warren@ewarren

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market. Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

ZXX

657

10.9K

305.1K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Selena Wisnom@LSWisnom·2d

Good to see Oxford standing up for commas

English

473

3.9K

163.3K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Evergreen Intel@vcdgf555·2d

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet.

English

956

12.1K

910.6K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

𝙺𝙲 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚎♥️@Kate__KC·3d

Reverse Cowgirl!🤠

TaraBull@TaraBull

According to reports, NFL reporter Diana Russini is now looking ahead rather than back, with her attention firmly on what comes next. What should her next position be?

English

457

336

13.8K

1.1M

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

𝐃𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡@MayorDutch0·2d

“Violar a 34 niños de entre 3 y 9 años”

EL MUNDO@elmundoes

Un padre de familia, acusado de violar a 34 niños de entre 3 y 9 años que iban a su casa a jugar con sus hijos #Echobox=1777634353" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">elmundo.es/internacional/…

Español

395

19.5K

197.3K

5.7M

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Robert Sterling@RobertMSterling·2d

“It started when a banker got sued for harassing an employee. She called his wife a fishhead Asian with no cannons. Then the guy’s picture came out and everyone realized he made the whole thing up. It sounds crazy, but the memes were incredible. It was the best day of my life.”

English

414

7.2K

316.3K

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

nazzo@nazzobetweeting·2d

you rlly can’t miss a single day on this godforsaken app

Dubzy@DubzyOnceAgain

Fucking my fish head Asian wife right in her perfect microbiome pussy

English

2.5K

54.3K

1.7M

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

voided@voided·2d

And they say money doesn't buy you happiness

English

780

1.3K

34.8K

9.9M

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi

Swig 🇺🇸@OldRowSwig·3d

Wax bullet duels with the fellas after a case of beers sounds fun af

History Defined@historydefined

In 1909, dueling with wax bullets became a popular novelty. Losers could be theatrically declared dead, and the mock “fatal” results were said to cause general merriment.

English

245

4.9K

85K

2.2M

Cool Hand Luke retweetledi