Staceyslad

The. Strait. Was. Already. Opened. When. He. Started. This. Shit. You. MAGA. Dummies.

The silence of Republicans as their president threatens to commit genocide is deafening. They're all complicit.

Congress is meant to be a check on the President. For 15 months, Congress has been nowhere to be found. History books will be written about one of the weakest Congress' in American history.

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

Big shoutout to Artemis as they escape Earth while we have to stay and listen to asshole Trump.

@Andy @Andy there are too many questions. This reunion is going to be 🔥

My team is getting ready for THE SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

GIVING AWAY THIS SHIRT FOR EVERY EDWARD CABRERA STRIKEOUT TONIGHT. RETWEET AND FOLLOW @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

Being a billionaire and racking up 2pm DUIs is next level commitment to the DUI game

D. L. Hughley on Trump: “I’m very proud I’ve never voted for a president who raped women and children. I never voted for a president who defrauded charities. I never voted for a president that celebrated the death of somebody. And half this country can’t say that”

Can someone show Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake the uber app?

Team Red Bill

Legends. 🥹 #OpeningDay

The road to another October run starts now. Narrated by Anthony Rizzo.

Skenes Day: Celebrate Opening Day. 5 followers will get BRAND NEW Paul Skenes jerseys. If he strikes out 6 Mets. And the Buccos win the game. All you have to do is 1) Repost this. And 2) Follow me. Good Luck and Go Bucs!

The President of the United States learned that Robert Mueller had died. And he picked up his phone and typed: “Good. I’m glad he’s dead.” I need you to stop. Put down whatever you’re doing and feel the full weight of those words. Good. I’m glad he’s dead. Said by the man who holds the most powerful office in the history of human civilization. The office of Washington. Of Lincoln. Of Roosevelt standing in the rubble of Pearl Harbor promising a nation trembling in the dark that we would rise. That office. Those words. Now let me tell you who Robert Mueller was. He did not have to go to Vietnam. He had every reason not to. A Princeton degree. A blown-out knee. A future waiting for him in the comfort of civilian life. He waited a full year for that knee to heal, just so he could serve. Let that sink in. He walked into hell when other men were running from it. He came home with a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart soaked in the blood of his sacrifice. He spent the next four decades standing in the breach, as a prosecutor, as FBI Director, as the man who held this nation together in the smoldering ash of September 12th, 2001, when we were all afraid and we needed someone steady, someone serious, someone who loved this country more than he loved himself. He was all of those things. He was a Republican. He was, by every honest measure, an American hero. And the President danced on his grave.

John Fetterman’s only value is he taught us that brain damage makes one go MAGA.

@HQNewsNow A few?!

AG Pam Bondi and Deputy AG Todd Blanche admit that "there were few mistakes" with the release of the Epstein files

35 years ago today, Dave Matthews Band played their very first show. On this date in 1991, Dave, LeRoi, Stefan, and Carter performed together at TRAX in Charlottesville during a benefit concert for the Middle East Children’s Alliance. #DMBHistory

@JDVance Their blood is on your hands.

Please join me in praying for the six service members who lost their lives in a plane crash over the skies of Iraq. Three were Ohioans serving with the 121st Air Refueling Wing, a unit I was honored to visit as a senator. A grateful nation mourns their loss.