Staci

I want soup

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This

developing a parasocial relationship w the artemis II crew rn

Why are you here? "We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why." The kids are ok.

UPDATE: NASA personnel are now carrying Ryan Gosling (sedated) to the launchpad.

being a woman is so hard bc I just scroll past one of the cheesy Project Hail Mary promo videos and instantly tear up like 🥹🥹🥹

it’s the future yall. just saw a homeless guy camped out using a VR headset. guess he’s living in virtual luxury?

rereading Project Hail Mary and I’m already BAWLING. I’m only on ch 9; rocky hasn’t even been introduced yet and they’re just throwing things back and forth to each other in space but I guess the memory of what’s to come just has me 😭

Paul King offered the lead in Wonka (2023) to Timothée Chalamet without a single audition. The director was convinced he could sing and dance purely because he was a fan of the actor's viral high school rap videos as Lil Timmy Tim on YouTube.

The High Elf still lives within him

the number of spam calls I receive in a day is enough to make me want to throw my phone off a cliff. and myself with it

bummed bc I just remembered I don’t retire for another 30+ years 😞

someone getting arrested in my parking lot again 😒

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

do vampires need to brush their teeth?

I don’t understand how men have no applicable problem solving skills irl but then you turn on a video game and they figure it out no problem? gamers make me rage fr

They don’t tell you that you don’t grow out of having accidents on your period. It doesn’t get more manageable.

yesterday Brian’s notoriously skittish cat, taco, LAYED ON MY LAP and started purring!! I cannot stress enough how big this moment was for her (and me) 🥹

I think Zelda has a hairball

I will never understand why someone would choose brita over pur 🤮