Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire

@GrandCancel I can explain

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@TransporaBus I hate your service

@FailsdevUK @WC2512 @BeeNetwork @gnwbus @Pee_Network Well done

@StagejokeMCSL @WC2512 @BeeNetwork @gnwbus @Pee_Network Next time I'll make sure my bus is behind 🤗 Only to crash into the shite x

Up the 'buzz'way 🐝🐝 @BeeNetwork @gnwbus 3039 - BW65 DCV at #Manchester St Peters Square this afternoon working a V1 service heading to #Leigh.

@DiemondBusNW You sent your double deckers away the Eccles depot has 3 or something

Also we are running a lot of Double deckers today ^LR

Happy News! All our bus services are on time today and also our ADL Enviro200 MMCs are running on all routes even non-Bee Network routes today we hope you have a fantastic day today ^LR

Our buses are on time April fools there 6 hours late

@WC2512 @BeeNetwork @gnwbus @Pee_Network @FailsdevUK tell your bitchway bus to make way for the pee network. I mean, bee network bus 🤣

@StagejokeMCSL @BeeNetwork @gnwbus @Pee_Network Blame the Witch infront 😂

Happy Easter, our drivers have been hunted and mistaken for Easter eggs, so all our buses are cancelled

125 is cancelled because why not cry me a river

@StagepoorGM You lost Hyde Road Sharston and Ashton cry me a river brother and give us your fleet please

We somehow got 3 125s together

@DiemondBusNW I see you are actually getting good buses. The mmcs are nice, lol if there not cancelled

We all now put all single deckers in Diemond Pee Network and Diemond routes

All our Liverpool buses are cancelled

@WC2512 @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 @StagepoorGM @Pee_Network Shush, stop talking, buddy. Your local buses are gonna be the same colour as my piss

@StagejokeMCSL @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 @StagepoorGM @Pee_Network Move out of Manchester if they don't win T3 contracts

@WC2512 @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 @StagepoorGM @Pee_Network Didn't manchester get a bunch of 23 plate mmcs fresh local? Hmm, why not paint it yellow 🤣🤣^AP

@StagejokeMCSL @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 @StagepoorGM Why would they paint into local with the impending @Pee_Network?

@WC2512 @_iiBus @Jake_travels3 Huh, I only see 2 beachball liverys it's only @StagepoorGM that doesn't know how to paint ^AP

@_iiBus @Jake_travels3 Look at Stagecoach painting into Local. Still loads of Beachball left.

@MENnewsdesk Stop lying

New York Times names Manchester as one of the best places to visit in the world in 2024 manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats…

@MENnewsdesk Sorry, that was our driver rushing to work. Because he slept in, we will give him a raise

Speeding BMW driver caught out by police after 'flashing other motorists to move them out of the way' on M60 manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m… manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

@JenOnTheLoo Because she's to busy fucking trains

Still not got me blocked I see