💀Stabberson Jabz💀 🏺

Name a thing.

@GamewithDave Shining Force

Oh you’re a gamer? What was your first RPG?

@klhicks912 Does meth count as coffee?

How much coffee have you had today?

Wait is tiktok gone? What's everybody talking about I haven't been able to use it since I downgraded phones somebody loop me in here please

@ArizonaCrusader Sign me up

Now that TikTok is banned at least temporarily I can focus on the business I am trying to grow. Who wants to buy a 2 ft sticker of my penis? Only $9.95 *Restrictions apply Must be 18 or older and willing to accept my penis as lord and savior.

Fucked it up at the end but it's not worth a second take, print it

Well I crawled out of the sewage but the thing is I see my own shadow now and I think I'm just going to go ahead and go back into my little shit and pee pee hole. Not my pee pee hole but the hole in the shit and pee pee you know what I mean I live in the sewer like a Ninja

@wizardofcause This is a negative stereotype about crackheads and I'll not stand here... Hold on the cops are here. Nope that was just a single blade of grass in the wind, still I better stay on high alert.

A LOT of terminally online Twitter crackheads populating the "arson" trending term right now. Surprised no one is blaming immigration or gay marriage for the fires yet. Wait, no. Actually I'm sure some are. Because people are just that retarded these days.

@lhallwriter Book of Job, I believe

What is the oldest fictional work you've read? Me: Great Expectations by Dickens

I'm going to get banned off here so fast I know this I just know this already I've already deleted like five tweets

If you think four more years of trump is a bad wait until you see this poem I'm writing

You think Trump's the worst thing in the world cuz your face is glued to the fucking computer screen and you don't want to look outside and see what's in your front yard right now. It's me I'm on your lawn Margaret

I think some of y'all might be overreacting a little bit that's just my stupid fucking opinion I just think you need to chill the fuck out a little bit and smoke a blunt and like drink a beer and fucking go get in a fucking hot tub.

42 in dec

Check out this thing I made so I don't die, inshallah it doesn't kill me

@LoGravityTweets No 😢

@LoGravityTweets No I just came back

I need a fucking dr pepper so bad I will literally explode

Y'all didn't settle the god thing yet?

@GrumpyOleDave Me too.

@StaggzSoT I miss you

Should I make videos talking about what I've been up to? (It's all bad stuff)