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I quit betting 90 days ago. Here is what happened to my mind, my body and my bank account. 🧵

@FabrizioRomano Gone by january?

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

@FabrizioRomano He needs to win the champions league for real

🚨 Diego Simeone confirms he will stay and continue at Atlético Madrid next season. ❤️🤍 “If I’m being honest, I’m thinking about next season. I’m thinking about myself. I will continue, but I’m thinking about how to approach a new season”.

@Anayacs71 Flee and change your identity. You are in a deep shit

I parked near a Chinese restaurant while at the gym, and when I came back, I found this symbol on my car. Any idea what it means?

I quit gambling 90 days ago and saved every money I would have staked. Here is the exact number I saved

@NabilMinhaz The chef said no and the Rothschilds, who own half the world's banks, just listened. What did they eat that was so dangerous even billionaires had to be told no?

The Rothschild family chef forbade them from eating THIS after the age of 40, and they all lived past 90 years old.

@Polymarket This is good!, the app is losing its spice. Just AI responding to AI

JUST IN: 𝕏 to roll out an “Iron Slopdome” to counter AI slop on the platform.

@NoLimitGains Okay I will follow @InTheAssembly so i will not regret haha

🚨 Donald Trump just revealed which stocks he’s buying in 2026 FULL LIST: VOO IWB NOW NVDA RSP ADBE WDAY ORCL MSFT AVGO SNPS CDW PG CDNS TT TXN FIS MSI ETN XLI TDG AMZN JBL COST AXON COMT KRUS DELL BA UBER IEMG AAPL XLK NVR SMCI GOVT ICE KLAC FFIV AVB XEL ARES WM EFA CRM PNC DVA GOOGL NWSA WST HD CVNA IEX NFLX VTI TOMORROW, every fund over $100M must legally disclose their Q1 2026 trades to the SEC. Every major filing will be posted on @InTheAssembly so follow them with notifications. If you don’t follow them, you will regret it.

@MattWalshBlog Before the internet, culture moved in decades. After it, everyone got access to everything at once and no single sound, style or movement could take over. The 2020s have no identity because the internet made sure nobody could agree on one.

Every decade in modern American history can be identified and defined by its own style, its own approach to music, film, fashion, its own aesthetic. That seems to have stopped right around 2010. The 2010s don't really have their own unique feel, even in retrospect. The 2020s certainly don't. We're more than halfway through the decade. What are the movies, music, style, and trends that this decade will be remembered for? It's like we fell into some kind of cultural blackhole 15 years ago.

@unkonfined Yeah! very supportive people!

If Nigerians carry you for 𝕏, just know say you don blow already.

JUST IN: The Dow surges above 50,000

@Polymarket Honda and my savings account all having their worst year simultaneously.

JUST IN: Honda reports its first annual loss since 1957.

@Polymarket The US government just borrowed money at 5% for 30 years. That is the highest since 2007 and we all remember how that year ended.

JUST IN: U.S. sells 30-year Treasuries at 5% for the first time since 2007.

Nobody knows what they actually want anymore. And social media is quietly to blame for that. Here is how your desires were stolen from you 🧵

@business Why is Bloomberg reporting this news?

Nigerian businessman Femi Otedola has bought a 10-bedroom mansion in London for £53 million bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@alexeixbt The smartest people in the room are usually the quietest ones. Let everyone talk. Let everyone underestimate you. Then move when nobody is watching.

the final act of genius is playing dumb

@eurofounder Spain is not a country. It is a lifestyle that the rest of the world is too stressed to understand haha

A perfect Thursday in Spain as a 37 year old man: 10:00 - Wake up 10:30 - Mother brings breakfast to bed 11:30 - Take two buses to a €900/month job 12:30 - 2 hour coffee break 13:30 - Receive a call that squatters have occupied apartment 14:00 - Eat lunch for €4, complain it used to be €2 15:00 - Siesta 16:30 - Join protest against tourists ruining Barcelona 20:00 - Talk with an unemployed friend how Spain has the highest quality of life 22:00 - Have sex with two neighbors while drinking sangria 00:00 - Sleep in a childhood bedroom under a Real Madrid poster Life in Spain is simply paradise

@unusual_whales ChatGPT did not unravel the academic project. The academic project was already broken. It was just charging $50,000 a year or more for you to memorize things you could Google. AI just made the performance impossible to maintain.

"Everyone is cheating their way through college... ChatGPT has unraveled the entire academic project," per Intelligencer.

@PathOfMen_ The hardest thing about this tweet is that the guys who need it most are reading it inside right now. But real talk, the world is outside and it is full of opportunities that no screen will ever give you!

To all the young men out there: Spending hours everyday on video games and jerking off to pixels is for losers. Get out of the house and explore a bit, meet new people, play a sport, talk to cute girls, get a gf, build something. DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE INDOORS

@PathOfMen_ And number 7 is you read this list and felt personally attacked but still scrolled past without doing anything about it.

6 signs your testosterone is dangerously low: 1. No Morning Erection

@PathOfMen_ I always say that a man with no opinion is just furniture with a pulse.

stop shrinking yourself to make other people comfortable. take up space. speak up. have an opinion. a man who stands for nothing blends into everything.