Stan Sampson

@X9_redux Two crows fucking

Hill ill die on... Dinosaurs ain't real

@lucillemagill @JillWineBanks There really is a sickness amongst elderly liberal womxyn.

@JillWineBanks No, actually their orange god finally told them to pay TSA. Their orange god caved. The republikkkan party can only do whatever the orange stain tells them to. They have no brains or spines.

The Democrats stayed firm and won. Senate passed bill to fund TSA and DHS without $ for ICE or CBP! Congratulations. thehill.com/homenews/senat…

@sctnt_yahoo @klara_sjo OMF’nG

@klara_sjo Sally Forth!

My Army of Darkness is on the march.

@LePapillonBlu2 Shows video of mexico. AmErIcAnS aRe ReSiStIng Mom left her with her “tio” a little too often

Here’s ICE being chased by the residents of Los Angeles.

To all you people saying “he’s unelectable because he had a bad tattoo” I tell you you’re wrong. He’s unelectable because he’s a fake ass “Mainer” who was a fucking riccher who went to John Bapst like a fucking elite. Fuck him and his roots. Go be a fucking Mischianza in Connecticut

When I get elected, I am not going to vote to confirm a single nominee that comes out of the Trump administration.

@dsonoiki Which way, modern man

“I’m just a girl” is for bitches who are cute you can’t be saying “I’m just a girl” if you’re chopped and fat as a house

Bob’s Burgers is my second favorite animated show that my daughter loves

@BasedOrcRemover @JohnnyReb1989 Are we talking about a sanctioned fight with a referee and breaks or a battle to the death with weapons. That is what you asked.

@JohnnyReb1989 Are we talking in a sword fight or a boxing match? If it's the latter, Tyson would absolutely destroy Forrest and it's not even close

Most people don't realize that General Nathan Bedford Forrest would completely destroy prime Mike Tyson in a fight. I would bet everything that I own on Forrest.

@AntiLeftMemes Why, yes, it is.

@McNasty @Redbedman What is that meme where libtards are pretending they know how normal people think? Help plz, nigga

@Redbedman you mustve missed the uproar from his nascar skit

white people love offensive humor until its directed @ them or people they idolize. i thought liberal's were supposed to be the whiney babies that cant take a joke anymore?

@Literally_E2 @3YearLetterman I appreciate the pirate love. They are my FAVORITE spring training team based in my town

@3YearLetterman Pirates fans are the only attractive ones and the only ones who also smell great. the more you know

Baseball teams whose fanbases no one should respect 1. Mets (smell like a sewer) 2. Phillies (smell like Axe) 3. St Louis Shartinals (don’t have indoor plumbing access) 4. Cubs (very, very unattractive) 5. Brewers (morbid obesity) 6. Dodgers (Urine)

@JesseKellyDC It will take HUNDREDS. Are YOU ready for that?

When I am dictator, these people will be flayed alive on national television and their skins will hang from our bridges.

@ImtiazMadmood @RupertLowe10

Stop referring to them as 'Asian grooming gangs'. They're not Japanese. Call them what they are - they are Pakistani rape gangs. - @RupertLowe10

@RetroMoviesDB Quark was pure latinum

Who is your favourite Star Trek Character... I'll Start: Sisko

@SurlyBison @RetroMoviesDB Where is the unlike button again? Hard Time s4e19 might have been one of the best episodes ever.

@RetroMoviesDB Unpopular opinion: Deep Space Nine was bad. All of the other Star Trek shows: Let’s search the galaxy, explore strange new worlds and meet new alien beings. Adventure! DS9: Let’s stay in one spot and let the adventure come to us.

@realdegenX @DschlopesIsBack Very astute!!! It’s like one of those “find the snake” pics. For all of us that are less than eagle-eyed I’ve circled your discovery!!!

@StanSampson @DschlopesIsBack I see someone who looks like Ken holding plastic non fingered hands with Barbie? Where is the pink convertible?

BREAKING: Iran releases undeniable proof that they shot down another US F-18 fighter jet

@iris_seraphina Bitches be crazy

On this episode of "What Not to Do as a Lawyer"... he's gonna need a lawyer! 😂 Must be a liberal...after arguing with the judge IT pulls the “because I’m trans” card, then when found in contempt yelled “I can’t breathe” followed by a scream. 🤣

@ronsterd89 By my favorite teacher

Did you ever get hit by a teacher as a kid?

@bradentonherald “I was there illegally and they sent me somewhere I didn’t want to go”

After detention in El Salvador megaprison, Venezuelan man sues U.S. for $1.3 million bradenton.com/news/immigrati…