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The Surly Bison

@SurlyBison

Just a guy with an opinion.

California, USA Katılım Aralık 2024
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The Surly Bison
The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
This stuff? Tastes exactly like the marshmallows in a box of Lucky Charms.
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Universal health care access. $25 minimum wage for health care workers. $20 minimum wage for fast food workers. Free childcare — and an entirely new grade that saves families $20k+ / year. Free community college. $11 insulin manufactured by the state. Largest state tax rebate in American history. All while growing our economy to become the 4th largest in the WORLD. California defies the punditry of haters all the time. We’re focused on delivering results. And we’re not done yet.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
You do realize how economics works, right? Supply and demand? If the cost gets too high, people unsubscribe. There are so many other options other than Netflix for streaming. Netflix loses customers, they make less money, then go, “Oh shit, time to lower prices.” You know… free market? Competition? Not to mention entertainment is not a NEED, you goon. You clutch your pearls anytime money is made by anyone except yourself. You’re embarrassing.
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SMX 🇺🇸
SMX 🇺🇸@iam_smx·
One Man, Elon Musk paid $44 billion for Twitter, walked in carrying a sink, and fired 75% of the staff within a week, yet the company kept running He renamed it 𝕏, rewrote its content rules, and reinstated 65,000 banned accounts in 30 days No one had a plan It worked anyway
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Jack@jackunheard·
Wow. Candace Owens says Nick Shirley’s reporting is “made up” and “stupid” She says it’s impossible for a “white boy” to do that kind of investigation. This is how you know @nickshirleyy is killing it. Jealousy shining through.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
You do realize that ICE isn’t its own governing body, right? It doesn’t insert itself, you moron. It receives orders. And last I checked, the President was overwhelmingly elected on this single issue. How the hell has the democratic party not imploded? Ya’ll are constantly against what the majority of US citizens have said they wanted.
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Joaquin Castro
Joaquin Castro@JoaquinCastrotx·
We cannot normalize ICE inserting itself into our daily lives. Here is a reminder: ICE agents do not belong at airports. ICE agents do not belong at polling stations. ICE agents do not belong undermining our rights and hurting our communities.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
This reminds me of the people who think all drugs should be legal, because what people do privately is their own business. But then they forget to look at the bigger picture: addicts robbing people to feed addiction. Homelessness because they can’t hold down a job. Cities filled with literal zombies walking the streets. Destructive behavior very rarely stays contained. Most of the time, it spills out to adversely affect the rest of us in both predictable and unexpected ways.
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Natasha Carter
Natasha Carter@NatashaCL7·
Why does anyone care about what other people do on OnlyFans? I’m asking honestly. Its existence has zero effect on my life.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@WallStreetApes Pfft. CA is routinely over $4.20 all the time. Like Newsom likes to say, CA is the blueprint for the rest of the country. Everyone looks to CA to lead the way. All those other states’ numbers, those are rookie numbers.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
There are now 8 states where the average price of gas is over $4.20 per gallon - California: $5.82 (Democrat Gavin Newsom) - Washington: $5.29 (Democrat Bob Ferguson) - Hawaii: $5.28 (Democrat Josh Green) - Oregon: $4.87 (Democrat Tina Kotek) - Nevada: $4.81 (Republican Joe Lombardo) - Arizona: $4.61 (Democrat Katie Hobbs) - Alaska: $4.54 (Republican Mike Dunleavy) - Illinois: $4.21 (Democrat J.B. Pritzker)
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@GavinNewsom You don’t look like Jason Bateman, you twat. People literally say you remind them of the psycho he played on screen. This is epic levels of self-unawareness. YOU don’t get it.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@esjesjesj This guy is sending actual crafts into space and turning sci-fi into reality, without the bullshit socialism.
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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
Say what you want about the new Star Trek series, this guy is a fucking tourist who only ever liked Star Trek because it had spaceships and completely missed the socialism aspect because he’s never understood a single piece of sci fi
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Modern History
Modern History@modernhistory·
On an island inhabited solely by women, they encounter a man for the first time...
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Art Candee 🍿🥤@ArtCandee·
This ICE agent sitting down and doing nothing at an airport really doesn’t seem like he wants his picture taken.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@SenWarren Liz… Seriously? Democrats talking about missing money is laughable. It’s about as serious as a democrat saying that our elections are secure. Pick a new lane.
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
Millions of dollars are missing. ABC, Paramount, X, and Meta all settled lawsuits by promising to donate millions to Trump's library fund. Now, his initial library fund is gone. Is the money in Donald Trump's pocket? I'm pressing for answers.
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@CoryBooker You do realize that voter ID is overwhelmingly supported by the citizenry, right? So how about you stop posting bullshit tweets, and do your fucking job.
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Cory Booker
Cory Booker@CoryBooker·
Get ICE out of our airports and fund TSA!
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@GavinNewsom Gav… Seriously. Not your lane. You do know what lack of self-awareness is, yeah?
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Michael Knowles
Michael Knowles@michaeljknowles·
Should I invite @AOC onto the show to discuss her excellent point on betting sites?
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
Does anyone else find it hysterical that many of the most insufferable accounts on X have their comments section restricted?
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The Surly Bison@SurlyBison·
@iamrobothead Has anyone figured out the cause of the mass mental illness epidemic yet? Or has it always been like this and we’re all just now catching up due to the invention of social media?
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CartierFamily@cartierfamilyZ·
I am disgusted at the fact there are men on here telling the internet their wife use to be a whore before she got with them. What compelled you to do that
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