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@pronouncedliv My pronouns are lemme/s33

@Dexerto They’ll put a chick in it and make it lame and gay

Universal Pictures has secured the movie rights to 10 classic Atari games, including Pong and Asteroids Pong is literally two paddles hitting a ball back and forth with no characters or story

@SaycheeseDGTL If the robot is stupid enough to pay my sub we Gucci

For the first time in history bots now reportedly outnumber humans online. 🤖 ~51% bot traffic 👤 ~49% human traffic

@TheGoblinnn Americas best chefs cooked up that statement 😂

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

@DTVANews @Comic_Con

Welcome to the world of the past? Matt Groening has announced that a "FUTURAMA" and "DISENCHANTMENT" crossover is happening at "Futurama" Season 11 via @Comic_Con. #Futurama #Disenchantment #20thTVA

Matt Groening has announced that ‘Futurama’ and ‘Disenchantment’ will officially crossover in a future episode, revealed at #SDCC.

@beansm00thie Lemme/Shee LEMME SHEEE DEMMM TIDDDDIESS credit:chibidoki

Darling you are truly ravishing. What art thou pronouns

@mariahringo_ Girl ariana has to look good by comparison some how right???

@PublicEnemi_No1 That's because no one on BlueSky has a sense of humor.

You can never find these types of tweets on Bluesky

@queensofbravo what would old tyra sayy too thoseee bangsss

I wonder what they would say to each other

It'll be his best State of the Union ever: Idiocracy

@popitforpoppa im thinking so fed up

i wonder how fed up a mf had to be to make deodorant

@grovymango NOT AT ALL BOYY

MY UBER DRIVER FARTED

@TyyTyra Now they get shot at, what a world :(

Remember when teachers used to cry because they couldn’t control a class 💀💀

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

When the @Chime glitch hits yo account

@averygayguy1 @Zeroawen OH SHIT YOU FOUND MY FAVORITE CHARACTER UNKNOWN BLOB #1905912841902367

@StankTunt42 @Zeroawen

what HRT truly stands for

@simplytee23 They were preparing us for the future

Who remembers how before HDMI cords we had to match the colours to the tv like you're defusing a bomb????😭😭😭😭😭

@e_galv Because young people want to be Pokémon trainers so fucking bad and they have to catch every goddamn thing they can especially labels.

My 16 year old niece stayed with us this week. She told us very nonchalantly and very genuinely that “everyone” her age is trans, nonbinary, queer, ADHD, autistic, and/or bipolar. I’m not anti any of these identities, but how are they so prominent in younger people and why?

@popitforpoppa Stop, they used to beat my ass for being so funny

"you’re soooo funnyyy" thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

@WagnerMutt If they don't talk to you, they don't care about you. Following means nothing

Man, this is hella old but is it still relevant for some of you?