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@sir_lux_ Nah OS, she just came for fock,nah you wan turn OS to girl friend

This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days. She visited on a Saturday, The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined. Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg. I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me. I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful. Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate. She went outside and got snacks. I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back. And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself. The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.

@jon_d_doe One time my girl came for Weekends,she refused to cook,I called my neighbor ( young girl) to cook for me, She happily did that,my girl vex comot ,she thought I would call her back,nope I called my friends,we ate and watched football,the next day my girl called to apologise

Let me repeat. If you're dating a girl that says she doesn't like to cook or doesn't wish to cook, get another lady to come cook for you, and tell your girlfriend about it. If she really wants to be with you, she'll sit up & change. Otherwise, tell her to go to blazes. End.

@Dr_Pharouk D

Brain test: 🧠 Let's see how smart you're. WHICH SENTENCE IS CORRECT? 👀👀 A. He lives in paris. B. He lives in paris. C. He Lives in Paris. D. He lives in Paris.

@Fredmark2021 @MrBeast Hello

@MrBeast @StanleyBede Hi

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@PuntrrAi convert BW5284518E from betway south Africa to sportybet Nigeria

@itzchristunique Were I live, we don't even know our neighbors,I no know my neighbors ,for 9 months now

This is crazy!!! I just moved into this estate two days ago.. Today a woman came to my flat to tell me about their "recognition fee" According to her, once a new tenant moves in, he or she is expected to pay the sum of ₦250,000 as "tenant recognition fee" The ₦250,000 will be used to buy drinks and gifts to officially welcome the tenant. Neither the agent or landlord told me this when I paid my rent.. So after paying the sum of ₦1,700,000 as rent fee, I will still have to pay hungry tenant another ₦250,000 I reported it to the agent and he said it's none of his business "they have rules, follow it" The self acclaimed estate vise president said I will be disassociated if I don't pay it.. Please what will you do if you are the one cause this is crazy!!..?? Is that how you people that are living in estate do? This is my first time moving into estate.. Somebody talk to me please....

@HonestarsenalF 👊👍🏼

PLEASE DON’T JUDGE ME…On this unforgettable day in 2022, I went out on a date with this girl I had been trying to get for a long time, and she finally agreed. We got there, ate, and when it was time to pay, I realized I brought the wrong card. I didn’t panic at first,I just tried to log into my UBA app, but that was when I found out they were doing maintenance. After about an hour of still not being able to log in, I asked if I could quickly go home, get another card, and come back to pay. They said both of us couldn’t leave at the same time. So I spoke to her to wait while I went to get the card, and I left.

@Aduradara61049 Pay your debt and be free

If everything has advantages and disadvantages, what are the advantages of Death?

@Slimabbie God have mercy on them

You wake up tomorrow and the year is 2009. What do you do?

@itz_taser 10k to 100 people 😏😒 e fit reach me

If Someone wants to share 1m, would you rather he shares 100k for 10 people or 50k for 20 people?

@mariolexxx You talk like you are 5

I use to say it, If bandit carry me and they demand more than 1million naira, I will tell my parents not to ever pay the money. They should do their worst.

@toshine4u 💰

When a MAN is handsome, Educated, hardworking but still single, What could be the problem?

@DCO_ANALYSIS Yes

If na you, you go cashout? 🤔

@bettingkingz9 Tell you brother Over 1.5 goals or more 0ver 2.5 cards Over 8.5 corners Over 8 + shots on target 2+teams saves This is happening to night

0-0 Awaits us in this Arsenal game right?

@jon_d_doe Nnaah dis one be like say she bin de go work oh

Question for men: You invited your new girlfriend to your house for the first time. After all the smooching and all, it was time to do the do. Then she says: "Wait, let me bring out my lube" What would come to your mind? End.

@yabaleftonline Over 1.5 7.5 corners 2.5cards 8+ shots on target Team saves 2+ Foul. 15 + GG yes

What will 100% happen in this match tonight??

@TheOnlyKemi If the bride price is too high and you both are willing move on with the church wedding or court after 2 or 3 child,the price will reduce

My former church member, Aunty Efoma, was about to get married when suddenly, the wedding was called off. Later, we learned that her family had demanded 7 million naira, five large cows, and other extravagant items in dowry. The brother she was supposed to marry is now married with twins and living abroad. It's been 11 years since then. Her father has passed away, and she remains single to this day.

@lexi_trades1 Que sera sera

be brutally honest, wyd in this situation👀👇🏻

@Wellness_Tosin This type Sabi ride

I have this colleague who is very religious. She frowns at everything office gossip, how we dress, especially those of us who wear trousers. Me in particular, she’s always telling me, “Learn how to wear skirts,” this and that. She just comes off as very “holier-than-thou.” She even talks about her relationship a lot; always saying how she doesn’t sleep over at her boyfriend’s place, how she keeps things “pure,” and all that. Everybody in the office just knows her as that over-religious person. But recently, we noticed she wasn’t acting like herself. She became quieter than usual. Then, three days ago… we found out she’s pregnant. And she’s not married. Now this is the same person who constantly speaks against premarital sex and acts like the rest of us are doing something wrong just because we don’t live like her. So now I’m just here wondering… How did “Aunty Perfect” end up pregnant? 😶