Fake Pat “Star” Toomey

@YungHotTake That doesn’t look like a statue of Ronald Reagan

This meme accurately depicts how I felt this morning

@SenateModel @fakegarypeters_ Corruption* cough cough

My face when the Republicans claim to be the party of lowering taxes and promoting private spending but present an amendment to create a $5 million dollar statue of Reagan...#SUMS19

I will not apologize for attempting to educate Americans about the Greatest President in American History Reagan but for the sake of no-partisanship I withdrew it for now. We did successfully save the American people form the commie bill to stop high income earners #SUMS19

senator toomey is at is again

@DelandBooker Lol I think we may be out of amendments but I would be interested in seeing what you would like to propose. Maybe we can find some common ground in future bills

@StarToomey ill start drafting it now

enjoying a nice VEGAN lunch in the break between committee and caucus meetings

@NotCarper We have found some common ground to push threw the bill and Make America Great Again with 🍁 and oil

let’s get LIT in the epw committee and legalize marijuana 🔥

With the addition of my amendments along side the work of my esteem colleges, we must allow for offshore drilling, educational subsidies, and investment in renuables in Appalachia, among other places, to pass. This bill will become an economic boost to the nation! #SUMS19

@PenceStetson 😍

Ready to get #SUMS19 started #NewProfilePic #WeAreNumberOne

@johnwhoven Rice is not only extreamly important to Arkansas but rice is also essential for clearing up your system if you have stomach problems

It appears rice is extremely important to people from Arkansas. WEAK! #SUMS19

I can’t believe an amendment to protect rice production from mercury would be so co controversial #SUMS19

The long winter is behind us, and baseball season is finally here. Happy #OpeningDay! Good luck to both the @Phillies and @Pirates! Let's bring some October baseball back to the Commonwealth this season! #RingTheBell #LetsGoBucs