Foosball season is dead

Afroman is the hero we all need right now.

@Dwayne42005782 So now we are just lying

The past 5 years CFP Wins Texas 2 Oklahoma 0 Texas A&M 0 NCAA Tournament Wins Texas 5 Oklahoma 0 Texas A&M 0

@blacknredtext i'm surely convinced she never actually lost her drive and was likely seeing this other guy the entire time you were with your mistress. the "getting back at you" line is just a convenient cover story to hide how long she's been checked out

@DrCamRx 179 most days probably

You’re fatter than you think. Payton Bair is one of the top collegiate declathletes in the country (10.25 100m, 46:00 400m) with Chad perfect body composition aesthetically. He’s 6’3 and ripped. Guess his weight in the comments below. Closest guess without googling wins.

And you think our fathers would have stayed in those sexless marriages with those poverty-stricken, smelling, ugly and broke grandmothers as wives if they had money too? Do you really believe those women were their choice? You must be foolish to think you’re the only one financially trapped in marriage. You think men dont want cute babies and beautiful women from rich homes? Both partners were broke and suffering, yet somehow it’s only the mother who’s “trapped” because she had no money. If men had money, many of your grandmothers would have ended up as whores, single mothers, or die in poverty. Men saved them, and instead of being grateful, you’re busy spreading a nonsense narrative. Dumb idiot.

@jess_ann_pin Nah just a natural consequence of women all going for the same dudes Unrealistic standards leads to getting cheated on The top guys have unlimited opportunities to cheat

If men actually become as monogamy seeking as women already are, then far more people will settle down and have children. The biggest challenge for women in dating is dealing with men who pursue them for casual or short term under false pretenses. It is male promiscuity and commitment avoidance that is the primary bottleneck distorting the sexual marketplace and limiting birth rates today.

@LizzyStarrrdust I’ve seen both sides And yeah you have sex more But you also catch her blowing a random Firefighter in a parking lot if you get back early from a trip because she can’t live without sex The low body count types rarely cheat They also rarely put out It’s a catch 22

Don't want a dead bedroom? Marry a slut. Yes, you can have it all, boys. You've just got to leave the redpill behind.

@LadyLavender567 @omarusan80 @ThoughtCrimes80 Yeah bout to say 1/2 of em are hispanic If she likes white guys she’s just gonna keep pressing no

@omarusan80 @ThoughtCrimes80 They could just not be their types. Everyone has a type. And it doesn't mean they have to be a 10

Never experiencing Tinder dating might be the biggest flex of my life. 💪🏼💔 This looks miserable. ☹️

@brianofipswich @Simon_Ingari In HR world all work is continuous If they see people standing around it’s “Lazy” In the real world work has peak times and down times HR cuts staff after witnessing slow times HR doesn’t realize that peak times were already understaffed pre-cuts

@Simon_Ingari That’s a primary school response. The HR manager is asking for an analysis of the operations of the team or department to understand why overtime is required in such volumes.

Gen Z are really honest. HR Manager : "Why is the overtime pay so high?" Gen Z : "Because you make us work overtime." (The whole room goes silent.)

@SarahDuggers She watches Netflix all day Then when you get home from work she is doing all these things she should’ve done earlier and is mad you’re relaxing

No, I hate to see you relax while I hoover, do three loads of washing, empty the dishwasher and plan what to cook. Hope that helps.

@LindsayTur33712 @alt_w_v_g @AlexTornio Google is workable but it requires a lot of unchecking and rechecking of boxes The default settings were written by Satan

@StarterJacket92 @alt_w_v_g @AlexTornio I said it wrong above, I do not like the online version, I prefer the desktop, downloaded outlook. I worked for a company that required us to change to Google and about lost my mind. I like order and analytical structure while working and Outlook provides that for me.

Met with a financial advisor today My wife set it up She wants "a professional opinion" on our retirement Nice office Glass desk Diploma on the wall from a school I've never heard of The advisor was 23 Maybe 24 He had a pullover vest and a rehearsed handshake He handed me a pitch book It had someone else's name on it I chose not to mention that He said "based on your risk profile I'd recommend a 60/40 portfolio" I said "what's the fee?" He said "1% annually" I ran the compound drag over 25 years in my head Said the number out loud Then I said it again slower His smile went away I said "what's the tax strategy?" He said "we review that annually" I said "what's the Roth conversion ladder? The asset location framework? The blended expense ratio on the underlying funds? Why wouldn't I just buy VOO for free and do this from my phone?" He opened his mouth Closed it Excused himself Came back with his boss Same vest Bigger watch The boss said "I hear you have some concerns" I said "not concerns. Questions. Your 23-year-old couldn't answer them. That's my concern." My wife kicked me under the table I kept going The boss said "the value is in the relationship" I said "that's what my therapist says too. She charges $250 an hour. You're charging more and doing less." The boss looked at my wife My wife looked at the ceiling I've now been to a therapist, a realtor, a car dealership, and a financial advisor this month My wife has walked out of every single one I asked her in the car what she thinks the common denominator is She said "you" I said "interesting. Not sure how to model that." Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@LindsayTur33712 @alt_w_v_g @AlexTornio I’ve been on Gmail for years but now I’m moving back to a company using outlook…is the search feature better online than in the app?? What pitfalls should I watch out for?

@alt_w_v_g @AlexTornio I love Outlook, but not their app.

@AELeighton2 @BrianAtlas Attention whoring is the sin of women Self pleasure is the sin of man Both are equally bad for society Could even argue SM is worse

The male delegation agrees to give up all porn if the female delegation agrees to give up all social media. Do you accept the trade?

@astros_fan027 @PowerHourLSU

@PowerHourLSU yall suck at everything

Please stick to meat judging

I’m just gonna leave this here…

@stillnez216 Most athletic departments are bankrupt right now because there’s no salary cap Lots are making more in college than a pro team would pay It will destroy title 9 and ruin women’s sports because they don’t produce revenue Or we can do a salary cap

America loves capitalism until it’s young Black athletes getting paid.

@Alicia_Bittle_ For the most part you’re right..and they probably smell like weed too However I will say that if you’re hungry, as a guy (yes even those of us with great careers) you will absolutely wear these at night to go get snacks

These are “give-up” pants. You will never see a person who is doing well in life wearing them in public. You will never see someone who has it together mentally/physically/emotionally wearing them. This is natures warning sign for “I cannot be relied upon because I can’t even rely on myself to take care of myself.”

@BrianAtlas She got older Competition for male attention is a bitch

Sad that this is coming from Jordan Peterson’s daughter. What happened?

@LizzyStarrrdust Only partially The incels are correct that the internet / social media has hyper inflated women’s expectations and sense of self 40% of men used to have access to reproduction Now it’s gotta be sub 25% That leads to societal collapse which is not good for humanity

What incels want is fundamentally at odds with the success of humanity.