starvin_acp
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@Starvin_ACP @KirscheVerstahl Its so over ( give me the radio tower climbing gear)
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You COULD make this real btw.
Get drum mag, and a big box of ammo with each round drilled to the right note, then an ordering guide for loading them. You'd have to pull the trigger at the right cadence but it would work. Hey @TheAKGuy idea?
Guns Daily@Guysloveguns
Kel-Tec developed a .30 caliber round that whistles the Star-Spangled Banner when fired.
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@KirscheVerstahl *no finances were harmed in the creation of this joke.
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@GarandThumb1 If its retarded and almost works, is it still retarded? Probably.
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Edo-period peasant farmer: I sure hope I can return home from market unmolested, though it's getting dark
The devious Yōkai:
Yūrei 幽霊@yureiyks
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@okayado1215 I had a similar sensation with an earthquake in 2018. Thought i was dreaming that the room was shaking and went back to sleep. Survival instinct of a houseplant.
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imagine ordering some chicken tendies after work
you're exhausted
and your delivery driver says he cant deliver your food cuz you live in enemy gang territory 😭
putrds@8077n63
#doordash convos
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@tacbaconpatches Gotta get my mile back down to 6 min. I've fallen hard from not doing anything since starting college.
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What good is being jacked if you can't even throw a punch or run away if you're outnumbered?
Wheyfu@WheyfuProtein
Don't just go to the gym to lift weights. Build functional strength. Do cardio. Learn to box or kick box. Don't be weak, don't be a victim, be ready to help others and defend yourself.
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@okayado1215 Im trying to get my veins back. They used to be very prominent when I was climbing towers. But after not working out for a little over a year and bad dieting they went back into hiding.🥲


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@KirscheVerstahl Is this the opposite of the "not stealing anything for 3 months" meme?
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