StatMule | Honestly Subjective

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@nsitto2 We want Ausar.

Thoughts on this Bleacher Report mock trade sending Kevin Durant to the Detroit Pistons?

@BiasedHouston Not only that, our #1 option committed a foul.

We had a 3-on-1 fastbreak and didn’t score. We had a 3-on-1 fastbreak and didn’t score.

16 points would be a historic comeback, but not impossible. All we have to do is fire Ime during the break.

Only Reed can save us Lakers generational collapse prayer circle.

I need Sengun to be selfish.

@JeremyBranham Yes..? Just not for him to play as the primary ball handler. Sengun and Amen both operate in doubles better.

Do y'all want Kevin Durant to come back IF there's a Game 7?

@JarodF_11 You think you’re a brand You a have a patreon link Your logo looks like Microsoft Powerpoint, AI where it was at 5 years ago could have improved every part of what you ‘offer’ or how you display yourself in a single prompt… …And AI is crap. And you’re somehow worse.

I have some bad news

@UofBasketball @KalshiSports @KalshiHoops Lakers are getting lucky by EVERY single metric shared by this account. I swear this 3-0 crumble is eminent.

Very Late (0-4 Sec) FGA Playoff Landscape… ⬆️ Higher eFG% ➡️ Higher Very Late FGA Frequency What stands out?

@funakistats or Usage

@funakistats Would like to see this weighted by minutes per game played too!

Average age of each Playoff team weighted by true shooting attempts The Rockets-Lakers series has a difference of 6.8 years per attempt, with the Rockets being the youngest (24.8) and Lakers being the oldest (31.6) 1. HOU 24.8 years old 2. SAS 24.9 3. ORL 25.2 4. TOR 25.2 5. OKC 26.1 6. POR 27.2 7. ATL 27.2 8. DET 27.4 9. PHX 27.5 10. PHI 27.6 11. MIN 27.9 12. BOS 29.0 13. NYK 29.6 14. CLE 29.8 15. DEN 29.8 16. LAL 31.6

@ALLCITY_NBA @aop_nba What did this look like in game 1,2,3 of LAL/HOU? I imagine the Lakers were probably outside of this chart's bounds?

Playoff jump shooting landscape

@OMD_OGs Regardless how loose the refs are with their whistles, it's good to see series with fairly equal whistles: DET/ORL TOR/CLE(lesser extent) But the series with large differences in calls are quite glaring: LAL/HOU DEN/MIN NYK/ATL Then we have blood bath over in BOS/PHI😅☠️

LMAO that's crazy. DET vs ORL is fair. It's a slugfest out here. But Lakers still beating them? BAAAHAHAHA! 😭😭

@Ballislife Sengun had 2 free throws that game until Lakers intentionally fouled him at the end of the game(+2FTA). LeBron saying Sengun can’t talk on his whistle is laughable. Reaves: 13 FTA LeBron: 10 FTA Rockets would be playing in OKC tomorrow if they had the Lakers’ whistle.

LeBron to Sengun: Did you say soft a** call? Nah, not you. Anybody else on the roster, But not you! You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You the only person out here that ain't allowed to say that. Soft a** Yeah, alright.

I believe we can get it done in Houston, but we can't let Ayton do this to us another away game.

@LegionHoops Half of these guys hadn't even started Elementary School at that point: Amen Thompson (23) Reed Sheppard (21) Tari Eason (24) Jabari Smith Jr. (22) Alperen Şengün (23)

LeBron James just lost his first closeout game at home in 18 years (!!!)… Insane.

30 seconds away from coming back to Houston 3-2 with a chance to end it at home... Rockets really deserve these next two games

Amen looked nervous haha

Good Freethrows Alpi, one or two defensive stops

Lets freakin go, hit these alpi. plz