Statistician Trump

Sleepy Journal Editors don’t buy My Study because its “underpowered”?? Are we looking at the same tables?? My N is beautiful. P=.049. Total #HOAX Null was #rejected in favor of Alternative Fact! #easy #rstats #DataScience #epitwitter #EconTwitter #Statistics

RCTs, Logistic Regressions, and Steel once made this country great and will make this country great again!! #rstats #epitwitter #DataScience #MachineLearning #causal

Manhattan DA statisticians are CORRUPT - planning to arrest me Tuesday before I can give me #ENAR2023 talk!! They know it will be very big and very beautiful! Sad! I call on every patriot at ENAR to protest!! #epitwitter #statstwitter #DataScience #rstats

Giving possibly the Best Talk at ENAR in a few weeks. Nashville is a great place - lot’s of Patriots who are SICK of woke semiparametric theory! Big crime in Nashville (sad!) - no time to go soft on parametric assumptions 🇺🇸 #rstats #epitwitter #EconTwitter #DataScience

@ben_golub The constitution NEVER MENTIONS the Axiom of Choice!! Activist Judges made it up! Hoax!!

Only thing standing between America and Optimal Transport is Statistician Pete. Bumbling Buttigeg couldn’t build high speed rail between probability measures if his life depended on it! Sad! #rstat #epitwitter #Mathematics #statstwitter #EconTwitter #MachineLearning

Surprised this is not getting more attention!! (Left-wing bias ???) Sleepy Joe and the Democrats have been trying to find Y~X functional form for decades!! And i found it - holds for ANY x and y! They should give me the COPSS for this (they won’t!) ! #rstats #causal #epitwitter

I fit a BEAUTIFUL poisson glm today with log link. Discovered Y ~ X mean functional form is exponential (and huge!) Running model on different datasets revealed the exponential form is highly transportable!! #MakeAssumptionsGreatAgain #epitwitter #rstats #DataScience

Lamestreet Media DEMENIZED ME for downloading JASA submissions on personal laptop (to make reviewing easier!). Now they find hundreds of manuscripts on TOP SECRET propensity score models in Biden’s office & crikets!! #epitwitter #statstwitter #EconTwitter #dataviz #DataScience

No “surprise” Statistician McCarthy was elected. Predicted it using my very novel cubic spline approach! #rstats #epitwitter #EconTwitter #DataScience #dataviz

Sad (and sick!) Socialists trying to ruin my talk! Not the first time! But they won’t stop me! Is this how you run an economy United Kingdom?? @EmbamexEUA

Flying to London to attend #CMstat @CFECMStatistics and present on t-statistics (t for Trump!). Jet blue on-board wifi is a joke!! Where did Biden’s “infrastructure” bill money go?? #AcademicTwitter #epitwitter #rstats #EconTwitter #Statistics #DataScience

In 2024 we’ll defeat the pro-choice movement! The constitution NEVER MENTIONS the Axiom of Choice!! Activist Judges made it up! #hoax. Nobody should have the right to choose an object from each of a seqwence of infinite sets!! #murder #math #epitwitter #DataScientist #rstats

The only thing that can beat a bad guy packing an Auto Regressive model with 15 lag terms is a good guy packing an Auto Regressive model with 15 (or more!!) lag terms! #rstats #epitwitter #econtwitter #DataScience #dataviz #Statistics #AcademicTwitter

@instrumenthull Apple routinly removes my very great american papers from the App Store! But that never bothers #PoutyPete who is a deep-state Bayesian who doesn't believe in strong p-values.

Apple is violating free speech by not citing my papers

@PhDemetri Need to reject MANY NULLS in everyone’s backyard! Only way to make progress as a country!

Just giving some 'where do you see yourself in 5 years' type questions some thought, that's all

<Tukey quote about playing in everyone's backyard> Yea, ok. That is fun for a while, but how do I progress in my career solving other people's problems?

If we let Sleepy Bayesians take Georgia, they will take EVERYTHING. Kiss your constitutional first & second moment estimators goodbye. All we will have is MCMC, which as we all know is BIG TIME socialism. Enough!! #epitwitter #rstats #AcademicTwitter #phdlife #EconTwitter

My inverse-probability weights are the HUGE!! Way more bigly than any Democrat’s and THAT is exactly what suburban voters in Pennsylvania are looking for! #rstat #EconTwitter #epitwitter #DataScience #dataviz #Statistics #politics