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Irish Zionism

The big 3

someone put me in touch with Paul McCartney

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

he killed the chatter with that last line

Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside

I just turned on the turning point halftime show and kid rock is just yelling the n word into the mic

*mid makeout sesh* me: *pulls away* ok google, tweet “she Steely on my Dan till I…uhhh…umm…sorry guys I can’t do this” girl: what my son crump who has every disease: water

paul mccartney can’t die they gotta figure something out

Let's go to Gene Steratore who has no idea.

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

@JFreshHockey His eye test is just so bad. He looks horrendous on a night to night basis, but somehow his underlying numbers don’t look as bad. Guy gets beat every night, makes a BAD play in his own zone every night

Power is pretty good, but frustrating. Why can't he translate his puck-moving skill into high-end results? Why won't he use his size? Remains to be seen what upside he's got. #SabreHood hockeystats.com/cards/early_ac…

i thought that was a beautiful grandma

Buffalo Sabres found dead and potentially bisexual in downtown Buffalo condominium.

Game 1 World Series hero Addison Barger slept on Davis Schneider's pull-out couch last night. You can't make this stuff up.

this is what i’m talking about