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BREAKING: John Swinney claims credit for the discovery of penicillin, the moon landings, and Scotland qualifying for the 2026 World Cup

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Delivering for Scotland.

This is very funny 🤣🤣🤣

@RangersFC Just fuckin win for fuck sake

📆 Our final four fixtures of the 25/26 season.

Let’s hope one day you never need saving from a terrorist. When you do hopefully they just show everyone this tweet while watching you bleed out in the street

One day it might be you and hopefully the police stand back and don’t help you. Imbecile.

@EnglandSaysNo @benonwine Fuck the sun

🚨 SHE’S VANISHED 🚨 Rachel Kerr, 31, from Dunblane, Scotland, is missing in Agadir. She was in Morocco on a work trip. On April 25, she checked out of the Caribbean Village Agador hotel. Since then nothing. Her phone is switched off. No contact. No trace. Her family haven’t heard from her in three days and are growing increasingly desperate. Her cousin, Claire Hill, is pleading for help anyone who may have seen Rachel, or knows anything at all, to come forward. Every hour matters now. Even the smallest piece of information could make the difference. Her family must be beside themselves right now 💔 Please share this someone out there might know something

I’d rather a successful man running the show than a uni drop out who’s never done a shift in his fucking puff.

@Hey_JAG5 Thank god for ifs 🤣🤣

If i were to play a correct score IF

@A6788C I can’t believe that he hasn’t had a card 🤣

Inplay, all over the shop and marq booked too so he’ll need to step up

Unreal fitbaw

This PSG Bayern game could be 10-10 at full time

See my local msp not standing up for her own once again. Voted against this and the rape gang enquiry. Shambles

Liquidate both clubs.

@thelifeofjadey @GemMunroe @iamashleyleech @Ryanair He took time out his day to make an extremely valid point.

@GemMunroe @iamashleyleech @Ryanair Honestly like, he took time out of his day for that??

So, my mistake admittedly, but I've put the wrong surname for one of my friends on my booking. To change the surname? £115!! To rebook TWO flights in the correct name? £44.98!! How the hell can @Ryanair justify this? I'd love an explanation.

@RangersFC Nope

💙 Happy Birthday, Danny Röhl!

@Dirty_Jack2026 I was in the sick kids hospital recently a few times and both waiting rooms were full to the brim. Me and one other woman were the only white people waiting

Sitting in Wishaw General waiting on my son coming from an appointment and the waiting room is jumping and let's just say it is full of "new scots".

@antarcticdonkey That's Sunday ruined.

@SpoutHandle @ConorKelly_1 Might not agree on the rule but I’m sure we both agree on you being fuckin stupid

@SpoutHandle @ConorKelly_1 It’s the fuckin schools honestly 👅👅

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