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@BeatSaber how far in the future are we talking?

Change the culture

#juniordoctor #nhs #MemeReg #medicalmemes #medtwitter #ShoutyShouty #GoBackToAmericaYouWeirdo

@leahmlewis @thatalicewu YES YES YES YES PLS! i’ve never been more excited to read in my life

2-year-old: *rubs my face* Me: Where have your hands been? 2: Petting goats.

6-year-old: I'm my own best friend. Me: I don't think that counts. 6: It does. I gave myself a friendship bracelet.

[walking to the car] 4-year-old: *stops to fix her shoe* Wait for me. 2-year-old: We can leave her.

6-year-old: Why don't girls grow beards? Me: They can't. 6: We can do anything we want.

8-year-old: When does school start? Me: In about a month. 8: *slides me a cookie* Now when?

4-year-old: *wakes me up standing six inches from my face* Is it time to get up yet? Me: No. 4: I'll stand here till it is.

My 94-year-old grandma: Never marry your best friend. Me: Why? Grandma: You can't fight them. They know all your weaknesses.

[packing for a family road trip] Me: Are you ready? 6-year-old: Yeah. Me: Your bag is empty. 6: I'm staying home.

I recorded a podcast with my co-host in-person for the first time. During filming: One kid walked down the stairs in her underwear. One kid pooped on my bed. One kid walked up behind the camera & laughed like a crazy person. One kid was nowhere to be seen She's my favorite.

@BlueAntEnt Why show it if you're just going to edit sizeable chunks off the original show??

Feel the butterflies in your tummy all over again! Catch new episodes of First Dates, first in Asia, starting June 18 at 8:50pm (7:50pm JKT/BKK). facebook.com/BlueAntEnterta…

@BlueAntEnt I thought I was imagining it at first but what's with the complete omission of all homosexual couples on your Singapore showing of "First Dates"? Not very inclusive and probably very time consuming to edit don't you think

What do dogs even talk about when they catch up at the dog park?

Do you ever wonder if your dog gets jealous if they see how other dogs lived? Like how we get jealous when we see how other humans live?

You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So... what the fuck happened to Emily? twitter.com/blakelively/st…

7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag* Me: Where are you going? 7: To war.