stef chua

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stef chua

stef chua

@Stefanie_Chua

Brighton, United kingdom Katılım Kasım 2010
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Dr. Glaucomflecken
Dr. Glaucomflecken@DGlaucomflecken·
Change the culture
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Charline
Charline@remainsofthaday·
@leahmlewis @thatalicewu YES YES YES YES PLS! i’ve never been more excited to read in my life
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
2-year-old: *rubs my face* Me: Where have your hands been? 2: Petting goats.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
6-year-old: I'm my own best friend. Me: I don't think that counts. 6: It does. I gave myself a friendship bracelet.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
[walking to the car] 4-year-old: *stops to fix her shoe* Wait for me. 2-year-old: We can leave her.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
6-year-old: Why don't girls grow beards? Me: They can't. 6: We can do anything we want.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
8-year-old: When does school start? Me: In about a month. 8: *slides me a cookie* Now when?
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
4-year-old: *wakes me up standing six inches from my face* Is it time to get up yet? Me: No. 4: I'll stand here till it is.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
My 94-year-old grandma: Never marry your best friend. Me: Why? Grandma: You can't fight them. They know all your weaknesses.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
[packing for a family road trip] Me: Are you ready? 6-year-old: Yeah. Me: Your bag is empty. 6: I'm staying home.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
I recorded a podcast with my co-host in-person for the first time. During filming: One kid walked down the stairs in her underwear. One kid pooped on my bed. One kid walked up behind the camera & laughed like a crazy person. One kid was nowhere to be seen She's my favorite.
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stef chua@Stefanie_Chua·
@BlueAntEnt Why show it if you're just going to edit sizeable chunks off the original show??
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stef chua@Stefanie_Chua·
@BlueAntEnt I thought I was imagining it at first but what's with the complete omission of all homosexual couples on your Singapore showing of "First Dates"? Not very inclusive and probably very time consuming to edit don't you think
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stef chua@Stefanie_Chua·
What do dogs even talk about when they catch up at the dog park?
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stef chua@Stefanie_Chua·
Do you ever wonder if your dog gets jealous if they see how other dogs lived? Like how we get jealous when we see how other humans live?
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Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds@VancityReynolds·
You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So... what the fuck happened to Emily? twitter.com/blakelively/st…
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag* Me: Where are you going? 7: To war.
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