Lydia Steinauer

What makes me think the 200 yr old Pennsylvania farmhouse I’m staying in could be haunted?

I bought this poinsettia in December. It’s April now, and starting to feel like some weird eternal Xmas because I can’t bring myself to throw away such a happy plant.

@stacyastokes We should all have closet snuggle tents.

@SteinauerL Aww poor guy. Also…can I have a snuggle closet tent?

Raider waits nervously in his anxiety closet snuggle tent, tremble-ready for tonight’s scary incoming storm. (Such tough pitt bull!)

Ah, yes. Now I remember why I’ve been staying away from Twitter. How fervently some rich white men fight against acknowledging the continued existence of institutional racism, a system their coffers have benefited from.

@berthoneofnine @FlyFrontier I was hoping they’d explain how time can go backwards.

How does a @FlyFrontier representative not know what a red eye flight is? This is insane.

@devpetty Everything’s fine. Just needs some, um, finishing touches.

@devpetty My WIP is organized and totally going to plan:

@NileGardiner Stop villainizing black women. This playbook has gotten so old.

What will Prince Harry do next? He has no future in Britain, where he is a pariah. He has burnt all bridges with the Royal Family. And in America his standing will further decline, tied down by the immensely narcissistic ambitions of Meghan Markle. He will be rich but isolated.

@sarazarrbooks Hmmm…. Yes, there’s housing (it’s close to Sea Ranch, which is beautiful) and yes, it’s unaffordable, especially for a part-time baker. 😕

@sarazarrbooks twofishbaking.com It exists. Open Weds-Sun. The rest of the days are for writing. 😉

@elonmusk I agree. Total trashfire.

Twitter right now is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

My kid introduced me to the website: iwaspoisoned.com which is starting to look better than Twitter.

@angiecthomas A lot of vet techs are also dog-sitters. Consider asking around at your local vet. I also always do a reference check.

My mom and I are traveling next week. Trying to decide where to board Kobe. Place A: he loves it for daycare, but they don’t have cameras or anyone at the facility overnight. Place B: He doesn’t like it a lot but they have cameras and are staffed 24/7. 🙃

@chaseman777 Elves?

I need a new, quicker grading system that will allow me to grade 120ish essays over the next 10 days. Any method y'all found that works?

@Leeseray Have a great time!

Leaving for a vacay today. It’s been so long (a decade? Longer?) that I don’t remember how to do it. How many bathing suits? Can you pack spray sunscreen or will it explode at high altitude? How does one “relax”?

@ANNELAMOTT It’s like a street repair crew. One person digs a hole, while five other people watch him digging a hole.

Am watching my first World Cup game ever, at least in the 36 years since I got sober. A little unclear on the concept. Would help to have Mystery Science Theatre 3000 guys explaining hinge. For instance, why are so many guys just standing around and making others do all the work?

@MeredithIreland I just created a hive account and am so lost… feels like I showed up at a strange house looking for my YA peeps, but spindly cat lady answered the door

Watching my husband navigate the “I am not a robot” test using his phone (without his glasses.) He eventually gave up.😂