𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚔𝚎𝚒

"Wuats saap ewerybowdy, wielcome back tuw meay laybetouwy where safty is number won pwiwowity!!"

@chefsevenn Gout

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?

@osman_EX5Hitam Bukan masalah parents, masalah pelajar. Kalau anak SMK dh sedar parents selalu hantar lambat, ambil initiative utk bangun lebih awal, jalan kaki ke pondok bas utk naik bas. Last ku buat taun 2016. Umur 16. Paksa bngn kol 4 sebab taknak tgok muka guru disiplin lepas byk warning

Hantar anak lambat lepas tu marah pihak sekolah Ibubapa zaman skrg ni memang teramat-amat bodoh sampai tak boleh dah nak baiki bodohnya.. Sekolah tu bukan bapak kau punya. Didik anak datang awal, kau pun bangun awal lah. Lembu punya mak bapak.

@kaleshikudi What's he using for? Uploading cp to his ring of people 😭

Bro’s privacy is better than the S26 Ultra 💀

@na_hadf Cukup satu kata 'Murica!

Selalunya yang cakap macam ni hanya pentingkan diri sendiri. Sama la juga mcm kes pad free tu. Siapa yang filter air supaya selamat diminum? Yang angkut air masuk dalam botol, yang process supaya senang kamu minum. Siapa yang bungkus dan angkat botol2 tu supaya kau senang beli? Majoriti semua tu dilakukan oleh manusia dan mereka pun perlukan punca pendapatan. and kau expect dorang tu buat kerja penat lelah tanpa apa-apa bayaran? Dorang nk makan apa kalau takde duit? Kalau nak free, then dipersilakan cari air telaga sendiri, process sendiri🤷🏾

@akafaceUS The last one should be an animal, not dog

Definitely a Gen Z teacher.

@TaraBull In my country, tip never existed except keep the change

"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out." Thoughts?

@trumplicans2024 I'm gonna suck his d-

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@teaimlinux5006 @meinmokhtar fyi, aku bukan sis. Aku bro 😭

@Stember_Ckei98 @meinmokhtar pergh sis bole baca yea... tapi aku tgk mmg kebanyakan macam tu HS kurang more room mate je sbb Bff

Pastu buat apa kahwin?

@AntiWokeMemes Bro never seen indigenous women all over the world with tattoos and ear piercings, they look stunning with age

@HumansNoContext Is it me or me and her got the latest update? No soggy clothes, no sunburn 😭

@twitmarhaen Pakcik cucu 3 accident lepas balik dari masjid, siap berkopiah. Nurse: rempitlah tu 😒

Ada yang pernah kena layanan macam ni bila accident motor? Jujur nak tahu.

@doxie_gay Western ahh comments. You do know Satan masters other ancient languages like ancient Arabic or ancient Sanskrit and so on

there’s actually a specific reason for this phenomenon and it’s scary... the hypothetical is that languages themselves are independent, evolving entities who govern the beings they hijack. the idea is that we don't even own our brains, we’re just biological rentals for a parasite that needs us to keep talking so it doesn’t die.

@14764Sairose From what i heard before this trend showed up, your significant other is the exact image of yourself.

Do couples really become more alike over time?

@JohnsonIlanaCPU @grok who is the girl and what show is this from?

@vlad_hiraeth @alphafox @grok Tattoos and piercings on women do exist in South East Asia before the 1950s. Look up Borneo tattooed women. I'm from Borneo anyway

@alphafox @grok Why do people seethe about women having tattoos?

Hey @grok, remove her tattoos and nose ring:

@Miru173 @Alphafox78 He was right. My friend who's amputated on the left leg due to a car accident grows back his left leg longer than his right leg 😅

@Alphafox78 Once you start shaving like that, it's over, you are stuck shaving for the rest of your life.

Is this considered shaving for women? 🤔

hahaha this is me

@datukhensem Bok lalu sinun 2 hours ago. Boleh tahan rami lepak. From Kuching

2022 vs 2025 Projek Jambatan Cable Stayed Bintulu-Jepak, Sarawak akhirnya dibuka kepada umum. Panjang: 1.2km Kos: RM467 juta Projek ini ditanggung sepenuhnya oleh Kerajaan Sarawak. InsyaAllah akan ada banyak lagi jambatan baru yang akan siap tahun ini. Lets go Sarawak!

@HumansNoContext It's just a prank! The prank:

And they lived together happily ever after