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@jonhopswan @FootballCliches Peaked too soon

@FootballCliches It didn't work for my Uncle Glyn. He won 'Employee of the Month' for Sept '97 at the local Spar in Merthyr Tydfil & was destined for the 'Big Asda'. In a moment of weakness he was caught having a dump by the skips round the back of the store & is still known as 'Glyn the Shit'.

Don't go out on a high, imo. Do the high, gamble on another high, go out on a medium/low, and assume people will just talk about the high.

@FootballCliches Biggest cheer in my local was when Ben White - predictably - stuck him on his arse.

insane question

@Rob_WCFC How was the walk home? 😂

It's my wife's birthday today so I'm treating her to a weekend away in Stratford-upon-Avon. But I've just noticed that Winch are playing 10 miles down the road. What. A. Coincidence!!! 😃 Dropping her at the tudor museum & for me... it's Matchday!!! ❤️🖤 #UpTheWinch

@YateTownFC Surprise surprise with the away club

Yate Town Chairman Mark Thorne has released the following statement following the shocking scenes witnessed at yesterday's match. yatetownfc.co.uk/club-news/club…

@PromoWhitenoise @90sFootballUK1 These were the ones. 🤩

@90sFootballUK1 it was the '96 red folded over tongues for me

Great Adidas Predator Boots Advert from 1994. You may remember the hype at the time.

@Gaynotqueer1 Cleaner than any of their bedsheets.

Okay, I'll take it. Bye.

@lucas2_p @Mikedobbo @YoungCub88 @WessexLeague Throw in a decent Cup/Vase run and teams are right up against it with a month of endless rain. Season seems to end far earlier than it should, too.

@Mikedobbo @YoungCub88 @WessexLeague I’ll leave this now on here out of respect to you, the league and the Club Mike. My best.

@LissaKEvans The Venn diagram of Not Woman and Not Comedy is a perfect circle with one nominee.

Historically, it's been hard to be a funny woman - hard to get heard, seen, published or taken seriously. Which is why such a trivial thing as a TV award has made me so furious. Four nominations for best female comedy performance, - and only three of them are for women.

@ThoseWhiteLines Are they holding swimming galas on it lately? 🤿

Gone to the races 🐎🐎🐎

@_SimpsonsFan Genuinely my favourite ever Simpsons moment and haven’t seen a clip of it since. Second would be “is it about my cube”. 😂

April Fool 💥

@Draivaden @SophiaNarwitz “Please insert disc two”

@SophiaNarwitz Not to side with the Tik tok brained. But movies really need to bring back intermissions.

All the complaints basically boil down to: "I have a Tik-Tok addled brain that can't sit still if keys aren't being endlessly jangled in front of me, and the movie lacks the MCU levels quips needed to keep me interested."

@Gaynotqueer1 BryanAir

British Airways introduces its new cabin crew.

@Gaynotqueer1 Twattitude

Zack Polanski puts the tit in attitude.

“How come refs don’t deal with X?” *ref deals with X* “But what about X last week?”

@YateleyUtdFC whoops sorry 🫣

⏱️ 50’ CHANCE 🟢 @YateleyUtdFC 2-0 @afcaldermaston 🔴 What a block by the Aldermaston defender… and the referee gives a goal kick 🤯 #YUFC 🗝️ | #GreenArmy 🟢 | #UnitedForTheCommunity 🟠

@RoisinMichaux You’d have thought there would be the same logic regarding Tattle. However…

Activists never criticise Reduxx because they’re terrified of drawing attention to Reduxx

@CelataVexata @latsot Alcohol does kill off braincells.

@latsot He's not the brightest

Fred Wallace did a trasnphobia.

🗣️ Serge Gnabry: "You’re 15 and you’re still asking your parents for allowance money. Then you’re 17 or 18 and you’re making more money than your whole family. Imagine that. You just can’t cope with it. I remember when I broke into the first team, I started spending my money on so much unnecessary stuff. The £600 toiletry bag. The sparkly Christian Louboutins from back in the day. The Rolex. That’s the one that broke my parents. That’s what made them sit me down for a chat. They could feel something coming. I literally remember my mum saying, “Serge, you know … this might not be forever. You can’t be spending money like this. You need to stay grounded, because everyone falls down at some point.” Literally, a few weeks after that conversation, I went down. Everything kind of fell apart. I injured my knee, and I couldn’t do anything for about eight months. Time was just frozen. When I finally got back to the pitch, I couldn’t get into the squad. All of a sudden, I was going out on loan at West Brom. It was like my mum saw the future."

And so it begins, the Tue/Thu/Sat schedule where we all barrel towards the season’s climax absolutely knackered.

@PKendrickWIG @MikePollitt12 Absolutely loved that team. Felt invincible. Was definitely 4-3 not 4-0 though.

@MikePollitt12 One of the great Premier League assists this, Polly...the rest just fell into place 😀 #wafc x.com/PremiershipYrs…