🦄 Stephanie Straw

My view. No filter. I love the Pacific Northwest.

Justice for Viper #SquidGameChallenge

Ok @netflix has lost their damn minds. This new season of #LoveIsBlind has actual sexting from the pods in the edit, from multiple couples. I assumed that happened of course, but out of RESPECT, they would edit it out. GUESS NOT. Ratings must have been dropping.

@eroeides That's too fatty for him, probably lol. Carrots are basically candy. 😂

#loveisblinduk imagine you come home from a long day at work , billy texts you that he made you dinner and it's this

@WestSeaWx Ope, that post you quoted no longer exists, soooo kinda back to the psychopath range. 😬😬 (jk ofc)

From the top. I'm not an unhinged psychopath. However, my GF hates bananas, so therefore, I likely AM an unhinged psychopath.

Some days it really messes with me that raccoon can also be spelled racoon. Not to mention the second is an anagram for corona. Coincidence??????

Having shark week during actual #SharkWeek somehow makes it better. 🦈

@WestSeaWx That's incredible!! I'm super happy for you. <3

I can now say what the "BIG NEWS" is. I've been hired by Sound Transit for security. I start tomorrow and will be making $30/hr.

If I accomplish nothing else in this world, I think I'd be most proud of creating the word "oopsidentally."

@TheRealNewDick @wsdot_traffic Do you know what happened? We just past it heading toward Shoreline from Lake Stevens.

@wsdot_traffic It’s a semi that caught fire

Update 1:19 PM : On I-5 southbound just north of SR 526 (MP 190) there is an incident blocking the 3 right lanes.

@Xray_Blacksmith Cuties.

More of the DBD crew. #Twitchcon #Twitchcon2018 #cosplay #DBD #DeadByDaylight #AceVisconti #DwightFairfield #KateDenson

@FoxPlaysNation Steal someone else's partner.

OMG I GOT PARTNER ....... ........ ........ ........ ....... ......... ...... ....... ...... ...... ....... ....... ....... ......... ........ (April Fools, you know this would never happen)

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@snicholson You're right. Boobs and gloves is mostly what I focused on. 😅 I'm sure they said words. They all said words, right?!

@StephStrawGames I couldn't take my eyes off Bob the Drag Queen's fabulous gloves!

I watched the #TraitorsUS Reunion, but someone tell me what happened because literally all I saw was #tatas. 👀

Jane Fonda is maybe one of the few people that I think can say "pussies" on stage being broadcast to millions and get away with it. #SAGAwards

@happilyevey But he pinky prooooooooomised to learn lolololololol

this girl choosing the homophobic dude who stays out of it when it comes to BLM is a perfect example of why yt feminism/actvisim is useless #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind8

@notjordynt Bruh the first morning breakfast with him in that gray shirt just SOAKED at the pits. How does he not know how to be on camera after more than a decade of air time?!

Also get Tom Sandoval OFF my screen! Time to waste a kill on him just so we don’t have to watch him and his pit stains all season PLEASE! #TheTraitorsUS

The traitors need to lock in and start listening to Carolyn and stop speaking over her! Shes the only one who actually seems to get it and isn’t trying to overplay bc it is quite literally the BEGINNING of the game! #TheTraitorsUS

"Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah."

@Bris_pit @netflix We should do that. I'll message you on Discord.

@StephStrawGames @netflix We certainly have to catch up!

Since I love all my friends, I feel obligated to inform you that #CarryOn on @netflix is an interesting Christmas-adjacent movie, but you WILL be #Whammed if you watch it, so maybe wait until the new year unless you've already been hit.

@websternews @netflix It was a pretty good movie. Some obvious plot holes, but that's fine.

@StephStrawGames @netflix It was so good