Stephan_Makowski (@stephma.bsky.social)

Die für mich aufregendste Entdeckung der letzten Zeit: github.com/noppa/xmllint-… XSD-Schema-Validierung im Browser mit Hilfe eines WASM-Files... Bahnbrechend #xml #xtech #wasm #javascript #typescript #webassembly #xmllint #xsd

@skeptrune Feel seen

"mom, how did we get so poor?" "your father spent our life savings on claude code and shipped nothing"

KATZEN THREAD !!!! POSTET EURE KATZEN (ODER AUCH FREMDE SCHEIßEGAL, HAUPTSACHE GADSEN!!!)

@wrong_speak Gut gemacht!

I started learning German years ago, initially by myself and then I got a tutor. I was very close to taking a job in Germany at one point. These days, I don't get to practice my German but when I do come to Germany, I try my best to speak. I'm in Frankfurt now. I ordered a coffee and was complimented on my pronunciation. He made sure to tell me that he understood everything I said clearly. A cool feeling...

@its_hipolita Come on… use your imagination! It’s Paul seeing the future when the little nuke … …. Pausing here because of spoiler alert

If you haven't read Dune: Messiah, you might be wondering why Princess Irulan/Florence Pugh looks like this. I've read it so I'll briefly explain: I have no fucking idea what's going on here.

@mcgillmd921 Can we add the IX Legion to your topics, please?

If your friends aren't talking about: • Crossing the Rubicon • Gracchi land reforms • Blues vs. Greens • Varus' lost legions • How Germanicus was taken too soon • Diocletian's cabbages • Circumvallation/Contravallation • Urine taxation It's time to find new friends.

@angrybirdsiss Danke!

Wöchentlicher Monster Energy Servicetweet Rewe 0,99€ Lidl 0,77€ Kaufland 0,88€

@NornQueenKya The Emperor approves !

Rare photo of Jynx playing Warhammer

@pilipalagwyn Immer das Letztere! BTW bestes Album!

Seid ihr heute eher Fellas, Ladies or People who don’t give a fuck?

@JesterJum Hey!!!

Crossfit is cool. Calisthenics is cool. Bodybuilding is cool. Martial arts is cool. As a fitness community, we need to come together and only hate on runners. Those people are weird.

@pilipalagwyn In der Chipmunk-Version!

So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go 'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe, I hate to go

@SpillTheMemes Latin choir intensifies… face 2 of boss fight

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Are you interested in studying #medieval #documents? Apply for the "Methodology of #Diplomatics" conference by March 8th! didip.hypotheses.org/3858 #diplomaticsrulez #CfP #charterrific

@guycalleddad Frühlingsrolle! Klingt attraktiver

Viele haben es vielleicht nicht mitbekommen, aber der Winterspeck ist ganz ohne euer zutun zu Frühlingspeck geworden 🔥

@Tim_Vollert Iykyk

Was Dubai-Influencer die keine Steuern zahlen wollten jetzt vom deutschen Staat erwarten

@darylginn i, it is!

@pilipalagwyn 🤯🤯🤯

Was meint ihr macht er, wenn er rausfindet, dass die Meerschweinchen garnicht meine richtigen Kinder sind? 😌

@Maximumatheist Hmm You sure about our lord and savior TRex?

Only one of them requires 10% of your weekly wages for life.

@ProjectLincoln „made in China“

"That'll be $59.99"