Stephanie Barnhouse

This made me laugh so hard! 😂

#RockiesFest 2020, according to @samhilliard25 🙌

So we did a thing.

Big Mike needs to be the next bachelor!! @BacheloretteABC

Vote for Sam Hilliard! -outfielder/Pacific Coast League

41.21.1. Champion. Legend. Our GOAT.

Statue shot.

Also, currently driving with plastic over the window that was broken into.... Don’t judge me.

Changing ALL my passwords because someone stole my backpack with my information in it has got to be the most frustrating thing I’ve ever had to go though. 😩

Wow I’m such a suburban loser. I called our neighbor HOA to complain about two houses on our street. I’m THAT person. I’m not mad about it though. Their houses look like a jungle of weeds😌

😍 #Dirk

Dirk passed Wilt for No. 6 on the all-time scoring list with the same shot he's hit countless times. And it's still beautiful. 👌 (via @NBA)

Not that it bothers me cuz I heard it too many times but is it cool for parents to point at me and tell their kids: look how tall he is???? Can I run around pointing at people telling them how small they are?? Smh

#youknowyoureold when the waiter is about to sing happy birthday to you, but wants to know how old you are, and you tell him you’re turning 29...but then he changes the age to 21 when he’s yelling it out to everyone at Pappasitos. 😑

@StateFarm “Fender Bender” Helium commercial is one of the funniest commercials I’ve seen in a long time. 😂💀

Trying to sleep with the fan on tonight, but SOMEONE ELSE (not naming any names) is yelling at me every time I attempt/sneak to turn it on. Apparently 33 degrees outside is the cutoff for fans. 😒

That awkward moment when you’re at the gym and you make eye contact with someone while doing Hip Extensions... that’s the best 👌🏻

Y’all, Beetlejuice still scares me. I thought this would get better with age.

Plant update.... it’s not looking too good. #OneMonth #BrownThumb

💕 💁🏻‍♀️ majority of the people I work with are men, so they have no clue what holiday is tomorrow.