I swear to god she said
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Nice work, MAGAts.
Gandalv@Microinteracti1
Iran just told Trump to go ahead and pull the trigger. Thirty-three hours left on the clock, and Tehran didn’t blink. It escalated. Trump threatened to obliterate Iranian power plants if the Strait of Hormuz wasn’t open for business within 48 hours. A reasonable person might have expected some back-channel signal, a quiet diplomatic murmur, maybe a phone call through Oman. Instead, Iran’s senior military command walked up to the microphone and announced that its entire strategic posture has shifted. Not defensive. Offensive. The country has enough reserves to last a year. The Strait is closing completely. Every vital piece of infrastructure in the Middle East, energy, water desalination, IT, is now a declared target. This is not a country signalling that it wants a way out. This is a country that has decided the cost of backing down exceeds the cost of the wall it’s about to hit. Which puts Trump in the kind of position he has never actually been in before: a deadline he set, in public, that the other side just laughed at. He can obliterate the power plants. In which case Iran closes the Strait, hits the desalination plants that keep Saudi Arabia and the UAE alive, and about a fifth of the world’s oil supply disappears overnight. Markets open Monday to scenes that make 2008 look like a minor correction. Or he doesn’t. In which case every adversary on earth just watched the President of the United States issue an ultimatum and absorb a public humiliation in real time. There is no clean exit here. There is no art to this deal. Thirty-three hours. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
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@nadia_detriment “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about”
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My teenaged daughter has informed me that my IG is being recommended to her high school pals, and that it is “scandalous” that I am wearing a bikini.
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@FarhanKhanCA I’ve watched enough to determine it’s crap populist propaganda. So no thank you.
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Roganites are really triggered by this hahaha
i don't watch the guy, why is that so offensive?
Farhan Khan@FarhanKhanCA
i've never watched Rogan in my life, not about to start now
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@sarobertsonca If he actually represented Canada this would be embarrassing to us. As it stands he is just embarrassing himself
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POILIEVRE: "If the government that's in power now steals all my ideas and does the things I want to do, then I've won. That's why I came here. I didn't just do it so that I could have my name on the door."
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McGUINTY: "I really would like Mr. Poilievre to get a top secret clearance so he can come in and get actually briefed on the situation on the ground. I think he would have a better understanding of the importance of making sure that this information is kept confidential."
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@ESPNF1 Yeah that tracks. Cadillac are shit cars so.
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This is weird, right?
Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca
Pierre Poilievre finally lands his "we've got the most dirt" line
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I swear to god she said retweetledi
"Operation Epic Fury" because
"Operation Epstein Diversion" didn't sound warfightery enough
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Okay, my pick for game winning goal is — hear me out — Crosby, who comes down from the stands and suits up in the intermission. Maximum drama.
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On Feb 19, 1991 we released Road Apples. 35 years ago today.
We originally wanted to call the record Saskadelphia but our label thought it was too “Canadian”. We offered Road Apples as an option, thinking they’d never go for it, but they loved it.
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I’d say we’re better than this.
But we’re not.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. So brave I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor ... someday I'm gonna try. I'll test the law."
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@evilpez4 Intrigued. Separating them must be a bitch.
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Trying to eat healthier so only eating the Cadbury Easter Creme egg whites.
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