Stephen Fechtor

@emerald1910 Hi, Edmund. This book helped me see some light when I needed it. Maybe it will help you - especially if you’re married to someone named Rosemary. 😏 storytel.com/no/nn/books/10…

Columbus discovers the new world.

Goodbye, Columbus.

@AnnOlivarius Equal rights

What made you a feminist, in two words?

"BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DEFUND THE POLICE?" "Hi, Mr. Brooks. I'm w/ The Dept. of You OK? So, you OK? Looks like you fell asleep in your car. Lemme get you a ride home. I'll be by your home tomorrow to check on you. Here's my number. Looks like your ride's here. Good night, sir."

“Who among the white community can talk to the black community and be accepted? Anybody, who doesn't think of himself as white.” esquire.com/news-politics/…

@jonlovett Diss Me Kate

@jonlovett The Kink and I

@jonlovett Brigadoom

@priaribi @jonlovett “No-bake” cookies. 1/2 cup butter or margarine. 2 cups sugar. 1/2 cup baking cocoa. 1/2 cup milk. 1 tsp vanilla. 3 cups quick oats. Boil all but the oats for 5 minutes. Take off the flame and add the oats, then stir until it just begins to thicken. Drop spoonsful on waxpaper cool

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@Home_Halfway “I know a guy who knows a guy”

@jvellenga254 @Donatos - sounds like you had a religious experience

I just ate @Donatos for the second time today because my body is a temple

If you don't love Me at My Old Testamentest you don't deserve Me at My New Testamentest.

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

@MikeSanford "Giddy-upstein!"

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