@dazzmiller Don't you need to be a massive bellend to get on the Apprentice? You not being one would exclude you from the process.
English
Stephen Hynds
28.4K posts
Stephen Hynds
@StephenHynds
.Net and Sitecore dev at Factory73. Tweets about racing, technology, football and complaints.
North Lanarkshire, Scotland 🏴 Katılım Mart 2009
475 Takip Edilen253 Takipçiler
I have a business plan idea that would absolutely smash #TheApprentice , but I’m a non businessman pleb so @Lord_Sugar wouldn’t even look at me, even though I guarantee I’d make it to interviews. Do a series for ordinary people again.
English
@GrahamSpiers Not to overly generalise but it always strikes me that it’s more important in America to be seen to be Christian than to actually live it. They are so performative as a people.
English
Stephen Hynds retweetledi
As @marshallpruett would say - these ****** sure love running into each other. #NASCAR
English
Stephen Hynds retweetledi
I’ve experienced the public transport leaving Tottenham’s stadium. I’m sure that’s why the fans are leaving early and not because their team are utterly dog shit.
English
@Zeshankenzo I said this about Tom a few years ago. He’s got no clue about football. Not understanding the split is about as basic as it gets.
Stephen Hynds@StephenHynds
Outstanding journalism from Tom English on the BBC’s premiership preview here. Casually forgetting that Motherwell were in the bottom after the split and therefore the points gap means jack shit.
English
@Mattzel89 Will Buxton misspoke and said that Stingray Robb would be penalised for “avoidable contract” and I couldn’t help but think that it was a much more apt thing to say.
English
I know there will be many books written about this time period, but can I suggest that someone titles one “despots and tosspots”?
English
@kreans Our politics don’t always align, but on this they certainly do.
English
Always pleased to see we’ve fixed enough of our problems to get involved in someone else’s entirely 🙄
English
The Americans, on both sides too, really love to start a war they’ll inevitably lose. Other than performative Christianity it’s really their key skill.
English
Do people still watch drive to survive? After series 1 I only watched the Grosjean episode because the rest was just teeth clenchingly dreadful.
English
“El-mencho” sounds like what a Scotsman might call graffiti tagging in Spain. #niche
English
I recorded Leonard and Hungry Paul last year and finally got round to watching it. What a lovely 6 episodes that was.
English