The Stephen Kelly

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The Stephen Kelly

The Stephen Kelly

@StephenKellyy_

Full time Comedian. Looking for work and maybe a bit of love while I’m here hahahah. Currently lost at sea as of 26/07/24, account managed by family

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The Stephen Kelly
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Need a new Wallace and Gromit Movie
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“Can I bum an… IDEA?” —The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)
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Brought my 93 year old grandmother to vote today, she shouted “Which box to bring back Ryan Tubridy?” A round of applause and cheering from everyone there followed
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Does the hummingbird think they’re the steely Dan of birds?
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Jim Demps@jim_demps·
Sam Prendergast with a 0% tackle success in an hour of rugby might be a new unwanted record for the guy. Can’t ever remember someone coming even close to it before
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People in plane crashes loveeee to eat each other
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@PabloBosque_ One of my favorite Irish players since I dreamt he was moving in next door to me and dm’d him to double check
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Clinton Morrison Ireland stats: 36 Caps / 9 Goals Underrated International?
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Jack off all trades? What do I get out of it?
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leech@leech_schnapps·
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You can break GDPR if it’s really funny
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@bennett_jpg It was 1582 and they were switching to the Gregorian Calendar and they skipped 11 days so it was Thursday
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Asked for an example of a good team and someone said the Manhattan project
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I’m drinking woke beers you’ve never heard of in leftist bars you’ve never been to
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Dan White@atdanwhite·
Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
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Were you trying to move the order of tabs in your window? Fuck you, here’s 2 windows. Fuck off
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