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If you write a story in second person, that's gaslighting. "You step into the crowded hallway" No I didn't

Not sure if my voice is needed here but just wanted to say that Grogu’s never harassed me in all the years I’ve known him and he’s always been really sweet and supportive

Grogu had a special understanding of the role due to his lived experience

The left, as we gain power, should be more normal! Polite. Well-groomed. Long flowing blonde hair. Tiny colorful pants. Running through a sprinkler. Hugging me. Heterosexual. Kissing me

“That’s fine” —The Timid Hater

My sycophant is acting a little spineless

@peligrietzer Every promotional post should be like this

I and the writer/performer of this play are on year 14 of 'no talking except brief congratulations on big life events' due to how we're still very angry at each other, so believe me when I tell you she's a genius and you shld catch a show

Whether you're going hard at the gym or getting ready for a night out, you want to play a game.

They’re dividing me by 3 tomorrow

@autogynefiles First, grab a paper and pencil. Write down the query. Roll up the paper into a cylinder. Grind the paper into a fine dust. *with a serrated tooth-like mechanism* Dust falls on the phone. The phone's pores absorb the phone and it begins to "know"

@walkercapl How do you google with phone off?

My drink #MyDrink

@autogynefiles Try turning your phone off and on again

@walkercapl I googled “drinks” and yours didn’t come up

@autogynefiles SMH..... Google is free.

@walkercapl Nice, what is this?

Your learned helplessness is no match for my weaponized incompetence

@kaliligrafkinja They need to stop doing studies about it and just fund it 🙄 The learnings are clear....

@walkercapl Yep. Studies show.

The ideal email job salary is 100. The ideal rent is 1. The ideal beverage cost is 3. The ideal boyfriends number is 5

@yeahlemmegetuuh 🗣️

@walkercapl Great news for all us 5s

@liftmeupIetmego @KianErfaan And a ladder on the side… 🌷

@walkercapl @KianErfaan A Red Bull half the size of my house oh I adore dreamers

@KianErfaan Because it’s really big

@walkercapl Why is my beverage 3x my rent?

I hear there’s a compound upstate where all the patrons, benefactors, and donors live, and the water there sparkles as would a sequined gown

(Feminist) Sorry, who is Gotye? Oh... you mean Kimbro?