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@seetickets @glastonbury Got through to inputting my reg details then a message came up. Lost server connection!! NOOOOOOO

If you are trying to book @glastonbury tickets this morning, we ask that you please close any extra devices / tabs, so that we can serve you as quickly as possible.

I'm sat at Table 1 in The Vault Bar Tenerife. If you want to buy me a drink you can do it here: #order1server25" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thevaultbartenerife.com/#order1server25

A friend of mine's just sent me this. Can't find it on Twitter so thought I'd post it. It's fabulous. The account, marvin_uganda, is well worth a look if you're on Instagram.

@PoetDeanwilson6 Fantastic but the bath looks tiny

Vintage Sindy bathroom suite, only a tenner! Lions Charity shop #Withernsea

@historyinmemes This song popped up in Ted Lasso recently

Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, apparently to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a hit

I'm fundraising for Sands. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/stephen-l…

@RogerProtzBeer If nothing else I bet the staff are breathing a sigh of relief. It must have been draining telling all those customers to put their phones away!

Sam Smith's brewery, operating over 200 pubs, have announced they're dropping the strict in-house rules introduced in 2019 From today you'll be able to work on your laptop, tablet or iPad & watch Instagram on your phone A spokesperson said "We cannot control how people socialise"

@ladbible Hoof hearted (say it out loud)

If you could name a race horse what would you name it?

@pottycow1629 Got that at a restaurant in Shetland. Asked if they had any non alcoholic beer( I was on call for work) and was told “only real drink sold here “ . I think it was said in jest but it highlighted the fact that we seem to have a culture of beer is only there to get drunk

@DWindass10 Any news on where I can buy this online @DWindass10 ? Keen to get a copy 👍

Out in January just waiting on publisher hope you enjoy let you know details when it’s out ⚽️👍🛌

@bi55et83 @imoprescott “You’ve been mauled by a tiger, mauled by a tiiiggeeer!!”

@imoprescott @StephenLamming1 This is embarrassing! Even more so than losing to a junior side!

The most beautiful sight and sound in the world #hcafc

@ChrisswfcMac @StokeyyG2 To be fair, this guy was checking for rocket launchers

@StokeyyG2 That steward after he did it helping him back into stand

@ScarcityStudios Cutting edge journalism this. How did they manage to rope in the guy from Green mile #bossman

Wakefield locals attempt to confront #wakeywines for overcharging on an energy drink called prime. RRP £1:80 Wakey wines price £20per bottle.

@sportbible @DWindass10

@sportbible Dean Windass ⚽️🎉👍

Name a player who NEVER won the Ballon d'Or but definitely DESERVED to? 👀🤔

@ladbible Fox hunting

What is the one sport that you think shouldn't exist?

@ladbible Beer

What is so ridiculously overpriced, yet you still buy?

@WhatWeWitnessed Who has a firework display during the day anyway?!!

@BillyM2k There was an environmental protest in Shetland. Some of the placards and posters were just dumped in bushes. I nearly vomited with the irony

@NoContextBrits Snicket

Let’s settle the debate. What do you call this?