Stephen Van
274 posts


@North_1982 Nice pfp :) Those ribs though! It's nothing personal lol
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@Mens_Corner__ I'm going to try this in real life. Pray for me guys! lol
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@Liza137823 '87. Possibly the last generation to use an encyclopedia.
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@RealJamesWoods Pelosi. Only to pump her full of sodium pentothal afterward because she has the most secrets
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Do you have to use the life jacket at all?
Denise 🇺🇸@NoDMsPerfavore
BOAT IS SINKING AND THERE'S ONLY 1 LIFE JACKET- WHO ARE YOU SAVING?
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@DavidJHarrisJr Do it or shut the fuck up and go away already.
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@Sofia50020Sofia Look for the hidden camera because there's no way a slob looks like that
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@_josephine0_ My tax dollars going toward making a fat violent baboon even more obese.
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@AntiWokeMemes Fat tits yes.
Normal, maybe leaning toward thick body.
She can be 20lbs heavier and still be stunning!
Also, if she's a bitch then none of that shit matters.
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@ThrillaRilla369 I was walking out from having a lapse in judgment and sleeping with my exGF -I thought I caused the WHOLE THING lol
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@FirstJokesFree @ThrillaRilla369 And that was the right thing to do. In my opinion. I was in middle school. I had Teachers who did the same. But I had at least one teacher who pretended nothing was happening. It was so weird.
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@ThrillaRilla369 5th grade
my teacher said "we're not missing this" and we watched the news till they sent us home
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@ThrillaRilla369 I had just woken up and turned the TV on as I was getting ready for school. I tuned in right before the second plane hit. When it did, I woke my mother saying something like "Get up we are under attack!" I then watched the towers fall in 8th grade physics class.
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@Nickisbackbaby I am getting what I deserve after being a liberal atheist for almost 20 years. I left the demon-crats and atheism. Some friends and family look at and talk to me like I'm crazy. But that's just part of my test :)
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@NancyMace Though I appreciate what you've done, and agree with you on most things, can you quit it with the "look at me!" shit? Again, I agree with you. I want to like you. You just seem so damn fake!
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@FoodPleaser After Eric Cartman eats all the cheese off the pizza and dips out lmao
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@dmwkdndgzf @themagaking This^ And I can't even think of a close second
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@themagaking She will be the first woman President, mark my words.
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@TrailTalesX0 I don't even need that green shit on the side. It looks perfect just how it is!
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