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Are you hankering for a collection full of blood-chilling tales of the sea? Grab a copy of HAUNTED WATERS, available in paperback or Kindle ebook format today. Fifteen timeless nautical stories, sure to warm up the chilliest winter night. amazon.com/Haunted-Waters…

Fight the Conservatives! cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

"On top of spaghetti...all covered with cheese..." facebook.com/reel/921716357…

RIP Chuck Norris, who passed away today at 86 years old. Here he is as the Special Guest Enforcer for the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna at Survivor Series 1994.

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.

RIP Chick Norris: FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. ⸻ 4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. ⸻ 5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ⸻ 6.There is no theory of evolution… just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ⸻ 7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. ⸻ 8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ⸻ 9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ⸻ 10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

RIP Chuck Norris, who just passed at age 86, and who fought Bruce Lee in one of the BEST movie fight scenes of all time, in "Way of the Dragon."

@FoodPleaser If I'm in the mood for it, why not?

Do you like pineapple on your pizza? 🍕

@RpsAgainstTrump youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaX…

Nick Shirley: “They’re never gonna be able to get me. I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls.”

@BTUPDATES10 I AM SPARTACUS...and I love devilled eggs!

Be honest here……. do you know anyone that genuinely ENJOYS deviled eggs? 🥚 ‼️

@Tablesalt13 You poured it, you own it. You're the fellow that made all that foam.

🚨NEW - POILIEVRE CELEBRATES "HIS IRISH HERITAGE" ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY very refreshing to see a politician not make St. Patrick's day about migrants or refugees.

Going where no leprechaun has gone before 🚀 #SinisterLeprechaunTricks

Shit, I'll have a hit of whatever this dude's been smoking...

Hang in there, Bruce. Pull over, take care of yourself, and get as well as you can. I'm rooting for you, man!

Nova Scotia's Tim Houston is clearly taking notes from Trump on how to run a government that is simultaneously malicious & inept. Clock this buffoon trying to explain why his department is cutting museums & $140 million from rural community grants. #nspoli cbc.ca/player/play/vi…

@JScottScheffer1 @ProudSocialist @tonyfrancois2 Dear Lord, please let his diaper hold out over the next inevitable mudslide...

@ProudSocialist @tonyfrancois2

Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.” The White House right now:

@rodmickleburgh Not that anyone seems to care about science anymore, but all the studies show more daylight in the morning is better for our circadian rhythms + that permanent ST would be healthier. Also, the extra hour of daylight in the eve only affects a relatively narrow swath of people

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, You say that Donald Trump “loves our troops.” So, once again, I want to know why that is. Is it because he received 5 deferments (for a fake medical condition) from the draft during the Vietnam War? Or is it the time he bragged that “avoiding STDs” was his personal equivalent of military combat? Is it because he demeaned a POW, attacked a Gold Star family and told a military widow that her deceased husband “knew what he had signed up for.” Was it the time he downplayed the traumatic head injuries suffered by our troops after a missile attack as “not real” because they weren’t “missing hands and limbs.” Is it the time he said he didn’t want to be seen with war-wounded amputees and to keep them forever out of his sight, or the time he called our fallen heroes of war “suckers” and “losers”? Was it the time he skipped an event in France honoring our Marines because it was raining? Is it all the times he called our military leaders “dumb” and “overrated” while calling terrorists like the Taliban & Hezbollah “very smart”? Was it the time he demanded the flags after McCain’s death be returned to full mast, or the time he demanded that a ship bearing his name be blocked from view? Was it when he suggested that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff deserved to be executed? Maybe it was when he asked Gen. John Kelly (who lost his son in combat) why anyone would sign up for service because as far as he saw it, there was “nothing in it for them.” Perhaps it was hearing him say that as President he would allow our adversary to attack the same allies this country’s Greatest Generation fought beside and died defending? Or was it when he insulted Nikki Haley’s husband for currently serving our country overseas? Was it when he said the Medal of Freedom he gave to his rich donors was “much better” than the Medal of Honor because the recipients of that honor are “in bad shape or dead.” Was it when he insisted on using the sacred shrine that is Arlington National Cemetery, the final resting place for more than 400,000 veterans and their families, as a photo op for his campaign despite the fact that he wasn’t allowed to do so and officials there were attacked by his staff for trying to stop him? Was it when he decimated the VA and gutted a suicide prevention hotline meant to help our veterans in their darkest hour? Is it the fact that he’s fired more of our veterans than any other president in our history? Or was it when he skipped the dignified transfer of the four soldiers who died in Lithuania so he could host a glittery gala at his gilded golf motel for the folks who funded 9/11? Was it the time he droned on about “trophy wives” while wearing a MAGA hat to the West Point graduation? Or the time he talked about the “Olympics” and the “World Cup” on Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery? Or was it when he called for the execution of several Democratic lawmakers because they made a video reminding service members to refuse unlawful orders? Which of those things makes you believe he loves our troops? Which one? Because he just sent three of our service members to their deaths for an illegal war he never justified, never explained, didn’t seek Congressional approval for, and has no plan to extract us from. The guy who PROMISED you he was the one to end ALL FOREIGN WARS is using OUR troops as props in a deadly game that is undoubtedly lining HIS pockets while making all of us far less safe at the same damn time. And I just don’t understand how you don’t see that. So what is it? Because for the life of me, I can’t figure it out, and I’d really, really love to know.

Well, it turns out a vote for Donald Trump was a vote to start wars not end them. No president in modern history has ordered more military attacks against as many nations as Trump. And now he's started a war in the Middle East, the exact thing he campaigned against.

@sistertonin I know what you mean. I still remember hearing his very first "I want to run for President" speech. He muttered, mumbled, and meandered through one of the most aimless and pointless speeches I'd ever heard.

how the fuck did trump get elected twice and run 4 times. i'm still so unbearably confused about that. listen to him speak for 2 minutes, and you'd realize he's not fit to record a voicemail, let alone run a country TWICE!!!!

@softtail65 All of them. I have no life...

I only got 13 on this one. What about you? 🤔