Judi Stern Levine @DobbsGirl1

@JakeCan72 All presidential libraries are privately funded. They're also privately run. Right on the Miami shore? Good. Can't wait to see what happens when the king tide rolls in.

Donald Trump’s presidential library will be a 47-story skyscraper on Biscayne Bay — 47 floors for the 47th president. The lobby will house a full-sized Air Force One, fighter jets, helicopters, and a tank. A golden escalator leads to replicas of the Oval Office and the Rose Garden. A gold statue of Trump, fist raised — a permanent tribute to Butler, Pennsylvania. Florida’s Cabinet voted unanimously to donate 2.63 acres of prime Miami waterfront to make it happen. The foundation is raising $1 billion. Private. No taxpayer funding. No president has ever built anything like it — because no president has ever done anything like it.

@Maga4liberty If pills were not involved he would have said alcohol and pills. But DUI is a DUI.

Do you believe Tiger Woods when he says alcohol was not involved???

@Mr_Husky1 Check the track that the seat goes back and forth on. You'd be amazed what hides in there.

I have lost my keys inside my car. Not locked, LOST. To clarify: My car turned on. My car will only turn on if the keys are inside of it. So they must be in the car. Yet I cannot find my keys. My car is not messy. There is very little in it. I’ve looked everywhere. And yet, the keys are nowhere to be found. But they have to be here. Hence, I have lost my keys in my car. What … and I cannot stress this enough … the f*ck?

@OrevaZSN The last supper was a Passover Seder. So start with that and then figure it out for yourselves.

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@Mr_Husky1 You can actually hear the guy ask him to stop and it appears that the kids said what am I doing? And then kicked the seat again.

A teenager continued to kick a passenger's seat despite his pleas for him to stop. The man finally tilted his seat backwards, causing an impact that injured the young man 😳

@Flowanderer @Mr_Husky1 The kids' legs were purposely up on top pushing the seat back. The guy had every right to recline his seat the whole 2 in. He bought the seat and those two inches of space. The kid deserved what he got.

@Mr_Husky1 Wasn’t the kids fault. If you’re tall and your knees touch the seat in front of you, when that seat is reclined it can be very painful. The man in front has no right to recline when doing so causes the person behind him discomfort. Do it to me and they’ll carry you out in a …

@Matt_Pinner STDs. Immune system problems due to all of the breast implants.

What do Republican women have that Democrat women don’t?

@meishato Let the girl have an abortion and then castrate the father and put him in jail for the rest of his life.

"You're killing a baby." She's 11. It's her father's. What exactly do you think should happen here?

@DefiyantlyFree Anyone wearing any Trump paraphernalia looks like an idiot. There, I fixed it for you.

I got stuck in the middle of one of the idiotic CCP funded No Kings protests with my kid in this morning. First of all it was 15 people. They were all white and over the age of 65 and lastly, if you continue to walk around with signs that say No Kings, you look like an idiot. Literally no one was under the age of 65 in the whole crowd.

@MakeUSA_Great @ToddHagopian Literally on every single state of Florida driver's license.

@ToddHagopian The U.S. Supreme Court has previously ruled that a warrantless blood test and/or a warrantless urine test is unconstitutional and that States cannot criminally penalize a driver for refusing one without a warrant.

Florida’s implied consent law sets a urine trap Refuse the piss test: 1-year suspension + misdemeanor charge. Tiger blew .000 - still hit with DUI. Pills linger for weeks in urine This is state-sponsored false-incrimination End the outdated urine witch-hunt. #TigerWoods

@KaydRaider @Acyn Refuse to take a urine analysis because drugs will show up in the urine. Alcohol doesn't. Read the fine print on the bottom of the Florida driver's license. It clearly states that by having this license you commit to being tested if pulled over. You lose buckwheat. So does he.

He blew a 00.00 on the breathalyzer. No drugs or alcohol found in vehicle. No one injured. He wisely chose to not take urinalysis. He’s fine! Case closed. I know you’re desperate for drama and excitement, but the only drama you’ll find with this story is the drama you create in your own delusion. See you at the Masters, Tiger!

Gutfeld: If you did this kind of narrative for every person who was pulled over for a DUI. We don't. We don't… The guy rolled a car. He got arrested for a DUI. He's not the victim here. There are thousands of people who have problems every day, who make mistakes, get arrested, and we don't do this. I don’t care if it’s Tiger Woods.

@HustleBitch_ What we're seeing is that even though she's pregnant, she's still injecting lip filler&cheek fillers in2 her face&bleaching her hair. 2things that normal people would avoid doing while pregnant. Oh&that she's being eaten up from the inside out because she is pure evil

🚨 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT 28-YEAR-OLD KAROLINE LEAVITT… AND THEY CAN’T UNSEE IT. What is it?

@FFT1776 @ThomasC05157961 Do you want does not necessarily meet alcohol. It also means pain medication.

@ThomasC05157961 Get your facts straight. Zero alcohol.

@FFT1776 You mean until he runs a car off the road that either you or your child or in? From the sounds of it, after he did that you would get out and ask her as autograph and take the blame for getting in his way. Maggot.

@TotalSeasons Shows where you stand? It's a fucking Nazi haircut. Why don't you just wear a swastika on your arm.

That’s not a haircut, it’s a lawnmower accident. We would know.

@atrupar So after you're BORN here, you somehow then need to earn the right to stay here? And where would one go if they're not the right type of person? They were literally BORN here.

Bondi: "Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right. And Donald Trump is going to have everyone in this country who deserves to be here who is a citizen."

@otokyo__ Definitely these. Early 1970s at the latest.

Females in the 80s, what do you notice?

@WorkElizab It's absolutely stunning and fits you to a t. If you want to modernize it cut back the lace on the shoulders and make it strapless.

I am seeking honest opinions on a $15 dress from the 70’s that I found at Goodwill. Although my friends dislike it, I am drawn to its unique character and the historical context of being made by women in a U.S. women’s union. Given its affordability, I would appreciate unbiased feedback, as I want to look beautiful on my wedding day and am concerned that the dress may appear matronly.

@Quadcarl Winner winner chicken dinner.

His momma named him Markwayne because she didn’t know which one of her brothers knocked her up.

@HannahIamthest1 That's an old Don rickles Frank Sinatra joke. Rickles told it on me tonight show.

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago... While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself and said... "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?" "Yes?" he asked. "I’m sitting right over there," Pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I’m waiting for a very important client." "Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come by and just say, "Hi Tom"?" "Sure," Bill agreed, with a kind smile. I thanked him and went back to my seat... About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink, and we started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder... It was Bill Gates. "Hi Tom," he said. I looked up and replied... "For heaven's sake, Bill, not now, can't you see I’m in a meeting!" 🤣🤣🤣