Steve Davey

@Brian70362077 @wetherspoons Brilliant, I’m using this next time I come home drunk and the wife kicks off

Help!! Anyone who knows me, knows I don't EVER EVER drink or drive. I ordered a non alcoholic drink at @wetherspoons. I felt light headed and looked at the label, they gave me a bottle of 5.3 alcohol by vol Erdinger. I will have to not drive for a few hours now.

@bbosports Has there ever been such a group of unlikeable players?

Florentino Perez, Real Madrid soyunma odasına indi. Arda Güler’e ‘Sen çık, olacaklara şahit olma’ dedi.

@TheBuryGripper Who will he moan to next time he’s out and someone upskirts him?

Nobody likes a Grass you fucking fanny

@CNviolations Honestly, what a prick

Who's wrong?

A reminder that nothing was given here against Tete for his pull on Semenyo The Premier League and their referees just picks and choose when to apply the rules.

@Timoldland I wouldn’t mind but there isn’t a good looking one amongst them. If the Chinese had any sense, they’d employ a couple of European designers and then the market would totally be theirs

So by the end of the year there’ll be Omoda, Jaecoo, Chery and Lepas all launched in the UK, with a load of cars that all cost roughly the same and overlap, do the same thing etc. The Chinese model is to just swamp the market and you know what? It’s starting to work. Average Joe doesn’t give the tiniest of shits about what their car is, they just want cheap monthlies, a factory warranty and cheap running costs. Western car companies were warned about the Japanese manufacturers in the 70’s, ignored it and had their pants taken down. Then in the 90’s they were warned about the Korean brands and ignored it, once again being rinsed by them. And now it’s happening again with the Chinese brands and too late they’re realising they fucked up. One of the big Western car companies will fall pretty soon and it’ll be nobodies fault but their own.

@mikelavelle93 This absolutely boils my piss

Find it baffling how people will sit in the middle lane of the motorway tootling along at 63mph, get passed by cars in both lanes either side of them and not realise they’re doing anything wrong

@NotFarLeftAtAll Just as you think you’ve got an empty seat next to you…she comes down the aisle 🤦‍♂️

@rushicrypto Yep, these trendy food markets / trucks are taking the p1ss. More expensive than a restaurant, have to eat out of a cardboard tray with a wooden knife and fork while stood up, and usually wearing my coat because it’s bloody freezing Nah, it’s not for me

Don’t fight me, but I feel like food trucks need to find a way to go back to being cheaper than dine-in restaurants.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Absolutely staged

The Sun ☀️ is out and so are these robbing 🤬 £8.50 for a Screwball ice cream Daylight robbery

@higgyboson Nobody’s even listening!

Oh God, how utterly pathetic is this? He's such an idiot. He really is.

@1ssve Start smoking as well, you can bugger off for 10 mins every couple of hours

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids

@talkSPORT Christ I hate Keown

🤷‍♂️ "I just don't think they're a great Arsenal side!" ❌ "There's no chance, when they come up against the elites, that they'll win the UCL!" Simon Jordan believes the Carabao Cup final showed #AFC are not as good as people think! 👊

@GeronimoMorgans I wonder if he was still rolling his spit when he was hugging her?

Tears, man. Maria Guardiola knows what her father has been through over the past year or two. He's been through a lot, and she's never left his side. She's always been there. Always. Love is everything when you have people who truly matter in your life. People love you when you win, they don't love you to win. Maria is the best example of the latter. ♥️

@NoContextChe1 💯! exactly why I never use linked in

Reality of what happened, vs LinkedIn explanation:

@AndyMitten It was only relatively recently during Covid when the stadiums were empty, everyone was saying ‘football’s nothing without fans’ blah blah, what short memories they have!

On the coach from Manchester to Bournemouth. MUFC have paid for eight coaches, which is appreciated. Though most on this coach, like these lads, have needed to take a day off work as it’s a Friday night.

@Ryan01020304061 You don’t retire as the highest goal scorer for Man Utd and England if you’re shite, that’s for sure! Tremendous player

Honestly think the level of disrespect for Wayne Rooney is mental. He literally could do everything. The best English player we’ve ever seen and it’s not even close.

@AvonandsomerRob I’m yet to actually see a good looking one

I'm seeing more Chinese EVs on British roads than any other 26 plate vehicles. Are they any good?

@AvonandsomerRob I recommend reading this

Is owning your home outright above the age of 65 just a tax liability waiting to happen? The government want your money. Wouldn't you be better releasing 50% of the equity for a luxury retirement?

@Oboo28 You know those black circular things in each corner….

This is literally the same team bus Real Madrid use in Spain… so how did it end up in Manchester?