Steve Finally

There are two ways to try to score. The dodgers way and the Padres way.

@GGsMaestro @alexbartlett12 Voted innocent? What does that even mean? It is an undisputed fact that he beat the shit out of a woman and choked her unconscious. The DA didn’t think they could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn’t consensual, but it doesn’t change the facts.

@alexbartlett12 Devils advocate: why are we upset at someone who was voted innocent? I’m looking at it from the legal side. Not trying to advocate for Bauer btw

2 things: 1) I follow 0 of the 20 heartless pieces of shit who liked this so good for me. 2) if you agree with this take it says a lot about your morality. If watching the Padres win baseball games is more important to you than justice for sexual assault victims go fuck yourself

Keep Grish and HSK. Sign an innings eater. Pursue trades at the deadline based on needs and injuries.

@GGsMaestro Okay but it’s fun to have players (like Manny) that truly and sincerely hate the dodgers. The last Padre that enjoyed his time in LA was probably Kemp and let’s not do that again.

Why don’t we want a pure hitter, who has power and good defense? All because he’s a ginger and played for LA? 😂

@PadresWes @BenAndWoods @LuisPerdomoCG In Spanish tacito would be pronounced ta-SEE-toh. To preserve the hard C sound, the C turns into a QU.

@BenAndWoods @LuisPerdomoCG Oh, just like we do. It's confusing

So it's taco+burrito=tacito Not tacito as in little taco @BenAndWoods

@TooMuchMortons_ From blogs.fangraphs.com/the-red-sox-wi…

Good question is there anything against this?

@ThBoneOfMySword Ah. I was thinking of statues at Petco

@SteveFinally This one.

Tear down the sexual assault statue and replace it with a Seidler one right now!

Did Machado just hit an “infield double?”

@friarphilSD It’s satire. You can tell because of how it is.

Hey #Dodgers fans- this is one of your own. What a dumb bastard. Not sure if this is serious or satire, #winforvin

@j_murray19 32 - 7 - 7 - 5 - 3 = 10

@j_murray19 I just tried to do this math and came up with a different result.

if we got to 5 games this series and 7 for the NLCS and WS, tatis would only miss 8 games next season

Buck knew they weren’t going to find anything. He felt the balls in the first and they weren’t sticky. He had to wait until the 5th to check because Joe had a perfect game going and Buck knew how bad his “gamesmanship” would look if Joe was still perfect.

@ShrtlessWhitson @HJPreller @5point5Dan Kinsler, Leyritz deserve consideration

The ironic thing about acee thinking fans were too mean to Hosmer is that it was his blowjob coverage of Hosmer that likely drove and increased the scorn. I know it did for me. If it weren’t for acee, I think he would have been treated much differently by this fanbase.

@NickLee51 Did Mike get the Scherzer scoop too? Mike Hawk sure is quite the insider.

Yup this is gonna be Scherzer 2.0 isn’t it

@Snake__Plisken Walk Diego good enough?

Lets start over how about Base Hit Diego??

@Stallone_Head @SammyLev What happened, Bruce?

@SammyLev Garbage

With the Dodgers not playing, the Padres will end today alone in 1st place in the NL West.

@deejeroni92 @TheKing_SD @macharry6 @metsgirl1978 If he stands still in a normal batting stance that pitch misses him. Why are we even taking about this?

@TheKing_SD @macharry6 @metsgirl1978 Standing over the plate? The pitchers job is to work the strike zone not hit batters in their hands 3-6 inches outside of that zone. If the pitcher could do that maybe you’d have an argument. Swing not complete before they smashed his hands.

Good morning to everyone except Yu Darvish.

@GrandMoffPadre @mrmeeeps @woedoctor @OnlyPadres @Zynx42 @karlthelurker @diegodougie @KevG_Thompson @ShrtlessWhitson @LeftCoastBias @GhostofRAK Pedro Martinez (not that one)

@mrmeeeps @SteveFinally @woedoctor @OnlyPadres @Zynx42 @karlthelurker @diegodougie @KevG_Thompson @ShrtlessWhitson @LeftCoastBias @GhostofRAK Brian Johnson

@GaslampBall Who are you?

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