Steve Jacques

@FUDdaily Strikes me that his first sentence could also be summarised by the fact that absolutely no-one, whatever part of the political spectrum they're on, thinks the BBC is impartial. Kind of the polar opposite of the conclusion he reaches.

Sub-midwit take.

@ITVNewsPolitics @harry_horton Supraracist? Hyperacist? Ultraracist?

'Is Nigel Farage racist?' 'I think Nigel Farage is actually almost worse than that', Shabana Mahmood tells @harry_horton

@UKLabour “For free.” Yep. You’ll magic the entire system out of your big hairy arseholes. Nice one lads.

NEW: We will roll out Digital ID for free across the UK. This is another measure to make our borders more secure, and combat illegal working.

@AMAZlNGNATURE @SteveInmanUIC please please please do a commentary and ludacris cam on this

Scientists found out Octopus will randomly punch fish for no reason other than spite

The government is committing treason against the people

Is it Monday yet?

@UKLabour Is this the first fruits of No 10s Reform 'Attack Group' which was widely reported? If so - nice work lads. You've really got the measure of public opinion. Reform are in deep trouble after this tweet, without a doubt.

Nigel Farage's plan to scrap online safety laws, without saying how he'd replace the protections in place, would put women's safety at risk. thesun.co.uk/news/36324039/…

@LukeTryl @NewStatesman @georgeeaton Surely the 'All' numbers should factor in the vote ratios per party? Adding them all up and dividing by 5 isn't an accurate representation of what "Britons" think overall. A more accurate methodology would produce very different results

When did Britain start to go wrong? In @NewStatesman @georgeeaton looks at our polling of when the public think our turn for the worst was. Brexit tops the list, but different voters disagree. Reform voters most likely to pick Blair’s election as putting Britain on wrong track

@Wire1626254Wire Don't know if he was involved in the fracas generally, but I like the guy in fhe background casually brushing sandwich crumbs off himself while some bloke gets his face booted in

@Keir_Starmer It's kind of like every day the people handling your X account open a politics-themed fortune cookie and just post whatever bollocks lies within.

In an era of global change, we will deliver security for working people and renewal for Britain.

@FrankAtHPP Wikipedia already updated to suggest you're looking to reacquire former Acclaim IP. Can you drop any salacious hints as to your targets there so I can fantasise about some remakes and reboots? 😝

The iconic publisher Acclaim is back in business, and I'm pleased to announce I'm the company's PR manager. As someone whose love for games was kindled alongside titles like Wizards & Warriors and Tiger-Heli, I couldn't be more humbled to be a part of this exciting new chapter.

@DawnButlerBrent Genuinely had to check that it's not April 1st today

🚨NEW: I'm so proud and excited to officially launch the Parliamentary Black Caucus.🙌🏾 A cross-party gathering of Black and minoritised Members of Parliament & Peers dedicated to advancing racial equality, equity, justice & representation for all. 1/5 parliamentaryblackcaucus.uk

@AMAZlNGNATURE Search ‘guinea pig bridge’ on Youtube and watch the Nagasaki one with audio up. You will NEVER get the ‘guinea pig bridge song’ out of your head

guinea pig bridge

@interesting_aIl So if they try to have sex, they get their little bee todgers ripped off and die. And if they try to defend themselves by stinging, they get their arses ripped off and die. Bloody hell. Can't help but feel bees might have pissed Mother Nature off a bit at some point

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceRTX50

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@afneil I think this is a classic bait-and-switch. Get everyone talking, then drop the real thing including new cars and say “only joking”. Their Twitter account is too blaze about the shitstorm, and the advert is just too over-the-top stereotypical woke for this to be real.

What are you selling? Daft clothes? Do you no longer sell cars? You must already sniff the smell of disaster with this “campaign”. What was the agency?

@NVIDIAGeForce #HalfLife2RTX That is a thing of beauty. I can feel myself drooling slightly just looking at it.

"Welcome! Welcome to City 17!" To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Half-Life 2, we're giving away an exclusive custom wrapped GeForce RTX 4080 SUPER GPU, highlighting the iconic Gordon Freeman. Want it? Comment #HalfLife2RTX + like this post to enter! ☢️

@Danjsalt Hyperion is the most unputdownable book I ever read. Ringworld was classic space escapism for me (but got slightly technical in some parts).

Any good sci-fi books?

@RetroGamer_Mag It appeared in a trendy nightclub in our town. Punters would normally focus on drinking and ‘coupling’ in there, and ignore any arcade machines, but RR was different, it was constantly in use. It was very cool, and fit the nightclub vibe nicely.

Back in the Nineties, few racing games could equal Namco's Ridge Racer for impact both in the arcades and at home. How did you first encounter the series, and what first impression did it make? Some replies will be printed in the magazine.

@SkyNews Fucking hell lads and lasses. The Babylon Bee prints stuff which is more believable and factual than you lot

Experts believe turbulence is getting worse and, due to climate change, that trend is expected to continue trib.al/PvisT6R