Steve Leer

Good thing I found out ahead of time that I couldn't buy an oscillating type from #OnlyFans.

@LGMicahBeckwith @TPUSA @ScottPresler There's a difference between being a conservative and a constitutionalist, and most in the current Republican party are not the latter.

Conservatives in Indiana spoke loud and clear tonight in favor of President Trump-supported candidates. A huge thank you to @TPUSA, the great @ScottPresler, and the thousands of Hoosiers who worked countless hours to help make this historic night happen. God bless America!

@93wibc That's a poor showing for an incumbent, especially in a primary election. Goes to show that even within his own party Jefferson Shreve isn't very popular.

Indiana House District 6 Winner is Incumbent Jefferson Shreve with 53% (27, 395) of the vote while Sarah Brown had 47% (24,284) of the vote.

@JeffersonShreve Didn't vote for you when you ran for mayor, and didn't vote for you in your congressional run or yesterday. You are not a true constitutionalist. Our district -- and country -- deserve better.

#SpiritAirlines folded? Rats. I never got the chance to board past all the middle class passengers in first class on my way to a seat in the great unwashed coach.

@TheRedmenTV 45 good minutes of football out of 90 isn't anywhere close to acceptable. That is on Slot. Time for a change.

Full time at Old Trafford. United 3-2 Liverpool It's the hope that kills ya.

My #KentuckyDerby pick is #Pavlovian. At least, that's what it sounded like when the neighborhood dogs barked.

@D_Rock_IU The Purdue-losing-to-a-low-seed jokes have gotten old. Come up with something original.

Sources tell me Matt Painter is against expanding the NCAA tournament field in fear that Purdue may lose to a 18 seed.

On #InternationalWorkersDay be good proletarians and become a dictatorship, or unite, or give to the man, or something..

My new response to anyone who encourages me to keep my chin up: "If I do that I won't be able to read your text message encouraging me to keep my chin up."

A kid whizzing past me on an electric scooter mockingly called me an "old man" as I was walking. I turned to call him a "chunky future diabetic juvenile" but he was 50 yards down the road before I got to the second syllable of "future."

The weirdness of an individual is in direct proportion to the number of bumper stickers on the back of their car.

Abraham Lincoln's #assassination was staged by the Lincoln administration, but John Wilkes Booth screwed it up by inadvertently grabbing his Derringer and not the cap gun.

Where are the #NoKings protests? England's Charles is here. #RoyalVisit

Next time I attend a banquet at a large hotel, I'll arrive early and practice diving under the table. #CorrespondentDinner

As an #Indianapolis #Colts fan, this year's #NFLDraft is as exciting as rearranging a sock drawer.

I'm calling a pre-emptive #ceasefire: No #Supersoaker attacks this summer.

The '60s rock group Blood, Sweat & Tears didn't know much about bodily fluids. The band's name should have been Blood, Sweat, Tears, Pee & Snot.

#Iran will show us who's boss. They'll begin enriching geraniums.

If I was president I would have more self-respect than to have #DoorDash deliver McDonald's. I would have it deliver @Whataburger.