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@BarkPamphlet Dunno if I can even do this, but…bsky.app/profile/steves…

Lovely buttering weather. A brace of Marmite on toast for the Doris and I. Cuppa splosh. Tell me, how are you breaking your fast?

@mattleys How’s *your* system?

@SteveSparshott I'm glad the system works.

Stop saying preloved jfc

@mattleys If I ever was, I’ve been struck off.

@SteveSparshott Are you sure you're not a doctor?

@mattleys Sorry to hear that.

@SteveSparshott Not really?

@mattleys Is it though?

@SteveSparshott Okay.

@mattleys Anyway.

@SteveSparshott Ehhhh.

@mattleys Oh dear.

@SteveSparshott Mmmmm.

@mattleys Ah. Er…

@SteveSparshott Oh.

@mattleys Yes! (No)

@SteveSparshott Wait, WHAT?

@mattleys Precisely. It seems like a positive sign. I am a medical professional (I am not a medical professional).

@SteveSparshott Getting cross about things on the radio so I suppose I must be on the mend?

@mattleys You feeling better then?

It's secondhand, they're secondhand jeans

@SaveLeaMarshes Thanks.

@SteveSparshott On the river path on the Hackney side of the Old River Lea

The Old River Lea is at a very high level right now. Some saying it's the highest they have seen it in decades #RiverLea #flooding #London

@mattleys More of a Top Gun look, but yes, very reasonable.

@SteveSparshott Not a bad deal to pass as a 747 pilot, I guess.

Anyone remember the Exchange and Mart Shop at the top of Portobello Road?

@mattleys Can’t confirm as I wasn’t much of a regular…the guy who ran the surplus (which I think was part of the exchange) was really sound, letting me borrow a £50 flight suit for a weekend for a tenner.

@SteveSparshott I vaguely remember the guy who ran was a grouchy old sod who'd rather not sell you anything?

@mattleys That sounds not ideal. Tiring and tiresome. I hope there’s more progress soon. I definitely bought a few CDs and PS1 games from the Exchange. There was a rather good army surplus place next door too.

@SteveSparshott That's very kind. I should go to the Other Place but it's all so exhausting. Which is also the answer to your question.

@mattleys Yes. I’m only tuning in to Xitter to see how you’re doing. How are you doing?

@SteveSparshott Just you and me I think.

Still here. Did I miss some weather?

@mattleys Cannula’s the one that goes up your bum, isn’t it?

@SteveSparshott I hope so, or I'm in worse trouble than I thought.

Which idiot managed to rip his cannula out in his sleep at 4am? If you answered 'you, you prick': CORRECT, award yourself 3 points