Stevo Mbachu

@FabrizioRomano Laporta, Ovrebo's account is still loaded from the 2009 injustice to @ChelseaFC against your corrupt @BarcelonaSC Tables are turning. Enjoy the dance 🕺

🚨⚠️ Barça president Laporta: “In the first leg, we didn’t get a clear penalty and we got a red card when it had to be red on Pau Cubarsi’s foul”. “Then last night, the red card to Eric García was wrong. Koundé was there ready to win the ball. He wasn’t the last man”. “Also, it was wrong decision to disallow Ferran’s second goal and there was a penalty on Dani Olmo. Fermín got a big cut on his face… and not even a yellow card”.

@ummuh_Zahra Wake up from your dream of "pure intentions" and go home to your husband. Protect your marriage.

So I got married last year to the man who sponsored my education. Have no kids yet though. Thanks to him, today I work as a government teacher in a secondary & high school. I actually just got recruited to this school where I teach Geography. But please, I'm confused. There's this particular guy, actually a male colleague of mine. He has been working here as a Biology teacher for 6 years. Since I arrived & started work, he has been so nice to me, guiding & showing me around, buying me gifts too, and keeping me company so I don't feel alone since I'm new. We got so close after a month. I don't know, but I just really feel so comfortable & safe with him, even more than my husband. I love his company. If I'm to be honest, I feel like I can share & tell him everything. Even my husband doesn't get me gifts like this guy does. He is such a kind & gentle man, i must comment, he truly knows how to treat a lady but something about his behavior, actually changed recently. Which leaves me confused. He switched from food gifts & started getting me underwear, bras, and perfumes. Even on 'Teachers Day' he bought me same gifts. This has actually been going on for about 2 weeks now. Please people, this keeps me wondering if it's okay that i keep collecting these gifts. Considering the fact that, I'm a married woman. Truth is, we've been so close, and I don't know how to go about rejecting these gifts since he is actually doing it with pure intentions, with no strings attached, and he's been so nice to me ever since I got here. I plead for your advice & guidance 🙏

@NAIRA680411 3×6=18

@NAIRA680411 8×11=88 7×10=70 6×9=54 5×8=40 Skip 4 3×8=18 3=18

Brain test...!!! 99% lose 1% win

@Arden_2210 45

Most people say 13 But that’s not correct If you solve this, your brain is sharp 🔥

@LegacySiu Kalidou Koulibaly

Guess the player Very Hard

@Mishi_2210 2

@KenMuokatene @ACRA_SouthSudan

Hey @ACRA_SouthSudan see what your country Assistant director Prof. Maxwell Odongo has been doing to someone wife and still has the audacity to threaten and insult the husband openly bragging that he is very rich and he has been sleeping with his wife for 10 years. Is that your Agency policy? What is your view on this?

@FabrizioRomano @FabriceHawkins Coming to @SpursOfficial

🚨 BREAKING: Roberto De Zerbi and Olympique Marseille part ways with immediate effect. Decision made following direct talks & reflections between parties, as @FabriceHawkins reports. No issues between De Zerbi, the club management and players. De Zerbi believes it’s best solution for OM and club agreed.

@WashiraX Sasa wale wa kuchanga pesa za sherehe, the appointed treasurer atatoa wapi reasons for each of those 100, 200 ya "guest of the day" mchango? Mmhhh, let's watch how this unfolds

How & when does KRA want the explanations? - When KRA believes you evaded taxes, they will audit you. - It is at this stage they will demand for your bank and mpesa statement. - This is when & where explanations are needed. Best practice is: - Convert your bank and mpesa statements into excel. - Add a column for narrations Give it to KRA when they need it.

KRA has been given a new weapon. Tax all the money in bank and mpesa. But do not be alarmed. In simple terms. Money entering your bank account is now presumed to be income. Unless you can prove it is not. Yes. Even if it’s “not business”. For example - Friends send you money to “hold” - Chamas pass money through your account - Your wife blesses your mpesa - Someone refunds you cash - You receive family support because you live in Nairobi - You sell land, a car, or livestock - Random deposits keep coming in KRA’s question is simple: “What is this money?” And now YOU must explain. What people wrongly assume - “It’s my personal account” - “It’s not profit” - “KRA must prove it’s income” Court said Money in the bank = income by default Burden of proof is on you If you can’t explain = KRA can tax it Result - Unexplained deposits = taxable income - Penalties & interest follow - Maximum chest pains Simple solution: - Money in - Explain it - Or pay tax on it

@Tanktempurrr Disgustingly satisfying

@cheruiyotkb As you choose your "hard," the below is very crucial in making things work effectively. No shortcuts!!

Being in debt is hard. Being debt-free is hard. Being broke is hard. Saving money is hard. Upgrading skills is hard. Staying stuck is hard. Pursuing dreams is hard. Living with regrets is hard. Starting a business is hard. Working a salaried job is hard. Choose your hard.

@Ogbenitom Just set that whole place on fire 🔥

Kindly recommend a quick effective solution for this brother.

@CFC_Whizz McDonald Mariga 🇰🇪

Salah, Mané and Hakimi aside, Name an African player who has won the UCL trophy. VERY DIFFICULT

@topskillsportuk Some amount will be received by @ChelseaFC from sales by @CPFC . A sell-on clause was insterted when he was sold to @CPFC. Smart business by @ChelseaFC as well 👌🏽

@kenyanprecariat @ntvkenya What is funny there?

@ntvkenya that's a funny question given that he owns kplc shares.

Ndindi Nyoro: If somebody offered the Government of Kenya to buy Kenya Power for Sh60bn, would the government sell?

@C_NyaKundiH CONMAN!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DanChepta And Gachagua remained Gachagua with his dress code of kombo tie and tilted walking style.

At the burial of Alice Wangari Gakuya, Former DP President Rigathi Gachagua Made a show of power by arriving with bodyguards ex KDF trained in Russian The funeral, held in Makomboki Village, Kigumo Constituency, Was for the mother of Embakasi North MP Gakuya. Weuh 🤔🤔🤔

@TzEquityBank Zanzibar, kindly introduce the TICKET SYSTEM of serving clients. Once u arrive in the banking hall, u have to ask "who is the last one" to know your number. Move out and come in a min, u start over again. It's unfortunate when we hv to argue as to "who came first"

@DrBKhalwale But you always run away from Police 😃 x.com/i/status/18943…