Steven Arran

@etaerno @necnill Booting* I will hate myself forever for messing up that joke.

@etaerno @necnill Explains why the bottling up voice was so singsongy I suppose

artist asks a question at the post show q&a

Why was a load of people’s first thought during lockdown to take a bunch of penguins around an bunch of different places?

@arthurgthorpe @northumbriapol

My little sister has just told me she hasn't been controlling the virus on her recent daily walks! Hate to do it but @northumbriapol come get her

@TamsinDaisy Am now racking my brain to think how much I am indebted.

No one looked back on the bubonic plague and said wow I should have been more productive

@ChrisHewitt The Giant Beastcast, Giant Bombcast, the ever changing one of Never Not Funny, Axe of the Blood God.

What are your favourite podcast theme tunes? (Not all pods have theme tunes, I know) That Scrubs one and the Comedy Bang Bang theme always put a smile on my face, a spring in my step and my hat at a jaunty angle.

@danhett @emily_coolins

@Terri_White Followed by a Midsommar and Uncut Gems chaser?

@HawbagHaws It’s all carefully orchestrated so that WE can be blamed when the second wave comes. ‘We didn’t tell you anything different, you should have stayed at home’. Cunts.

I don’t under this at all, the guidelines are exactly the same but under a changed slogan?! #StayAlert what on god’s earth does that even mean? Gonna have people saying it’s alright to pop round to their grandparents because will notice any unusual and potential danger. 1/2

What a brilliant photo. Beautiful setting, the finger wag, the social distancing, Johnson’s face... I think it’s just the visual reminder that we live in a democracy

@scottwilson1984 Only the fucking Tories would think that the solution to a worldwide pandemic is ‘branding’

These 6 "new rules " seem to be the same as we've already got, but just reworded to make them deliberately ambiguous. My money is on making them that was so that when the 2nd wave hits, they can blame the people. #coronavirus #StayAlert #COVIDIOTS

@JimMFelton It’s a good job the nation was bamboozeled by those shitrags The Mail & Sun into thinking major changes are comming, cause now the #UKGovernment can blame the upcoming spike of #Covid_19 deaths on the fact that the public didn’t stay in on #VEDay rather than on their incompetence

@RainBowes1997 I literally say ‘fuck off’ when mine does. Fortunately I’m not usually out in public so I don’t look like a div, but it’s quite surprising how much verbalising helps chase the negative voice away.

@erinconnor32 Erin, I’m in the same boat. But, that doesn’t mean we’re not handling lockdown well. We’re so quick to confuse ‘productivity’ and ‘doing’ with success. Taking care of yourself & doing what you need in order to be ok is success. Other people are not ‘winning’. You are doing fine😊

I’m not handling lockdown well. I’m not doing ANYTHING creative. Not working, not writing bids, not watching theatre online, not thinking about future projects & I actually feel fine about it until I come on here & see you all smashing it. Where are you getting the motivation?!

Well, well done government and your tabloid shit rags. Jesmondè Dene and Vale is fucking rammed with sunbathers and picnickers. 👏 👏👏

Controversial opinion. I think it’s really frickin weird that we still celebrate VE Day. I think it’s especially weird that we are celebrating it this year, when the empire 2.0 fan club is in government.