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@LidlGB Whoever came up with the plan to change the Tropical Juice from 1.5ltrs to 1ltr and completely change the lid/opening needs a stern talking to. It’s nigh on impossible to open without either going everywhere or snapping off altogether. Stupid ridiculous crap design

@EasyPeasy_3 At Fir Park already, kids wanting autographs!

I am meeting a chap in Edinburgh for a pint then I’m going to head home, maybe grab something to eat in Glasgow, and I don’t want to hear anything about football so if you could all just keep quiet about it that would be great.

@GrainneMcw5503 Just back in, I live in Motherwell so was at the game. Jesus wept, my nerves! Those 8 minutes of injury time! I swear I had two birthdays it took that long!! 😂🙏

@xAviation Gives me the fear!!

Those intermeshing rotors never get old The KMAX doing its thing.

@MotherwellFC Hiya, silly question time. My son turns 13 in June. Do I still renew him as under 12 as i’m renewing all our tickets today and he’s still 12 obviously.

🤑 Cheaper Season Ticket prices than last season for some 🧑‍🧒‍🧒 £1 per game for under 13s 💰 Minimum 20% saving on matchday pricing A refreshed pricing scheme to ensure fairness for all supporters this season.

Right then. Let me explain something very slowly, because it appears some basic logic has gone missing somewhere over the Atlantic. No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, threatening to annex their territory, siding with their common enemy, and then knocked on their door expecting them to come running to rescue a catastrophe of its own making. That is not how alliances work. That is not how anything works. You abused the UK. You threatened Canada. You tried to grab Greenland. You called the EU an adversary. You praised Putin, the one man every serious NATO ally has spent decades preparing to fight. You hosted Kremlin officials in the Capitol. You undermined European elections. You abandoned Ukraine. You imposed tariffs on your closest partners. You did all of this loudly, proudly, and on camera. And now you are surprised that nobody is returning your calls. Here is a question worth sitting with. Why do you think that is? Is it possible, just possible, that when you treat your allies like enemies for over a year while cuddling up to their actual enemy, those allies might update their opinion of you? Is that concept too complicated? Does that require more working memory than is currently available? You did not plan this war with your allies. You did not consult them. You did not build a coalition. You started a conflict, watched it go sideways, and then got on your knees asking for help from people you spent fourteen months calling weak, corrupt and irrelevant. NATO is not what it was. Not because Europe changed. Because Washington made crystal clear which side it is on. And it is not ours. You want European boots on the ground? Start by explaining why America is more aligned with Moscow than with Brussels. Take your time. We will wait. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Happy Easter from Glasgow 😂

@EasyPeasy_3 Mind yourself, could be the beginning of The Purge 😳

@scottishlass1st That’s the most orange drink I think I’ve ever seen 😂

@JoJoFromJerz A seal clubber or slaughterhouse operative.

Ok, let’s play a little game — what new job would be perfect for Pam Bondi? 😈

@WHLeavitt Hello pot, this is kettle!

US Senator John Kennedy: “The United Kingdom is being run by idiots. “Taking advice from Keir Starmer is like asking a nun about sex.” Do you agree with him? A. Yes B. No

@peladodelatv Only it’s not an England shirt though, is it.

Buen momento para recordar cuando un pasajero argentino despertó a un peruano para decirle educadamente que no use remeras de Inglaterra por el 2 de abril

@MAGACult2 What the hell have some of you done and voted for! Absolute lunacy. The world does not respect you more, quite the opposite, a laughing stock. The disrespect and madness from your cult leader and sheep is mind boggling. Shame on them, the world is a much less safe place now.

If you are human and not from the U.S.A. what would you like to say to us right now?

@OctopusEnergy Any chance of an insight into why my standing charge is going UP 10%? Ridiculous rise! Central Scotland area, you know, that place that generates quite a lot of power for the grid.

@EdKrassen England? Not the brightest at fox are they!

BREAKING: Fox News is now trying to pretend we defeated Iran and have won the war, so that we can stop fighting. They are literally trying to list all the ways we won, including “outing fake allies like Spain and England.” “To me, this already looks like victory. So I say, let’s declare victory very quickly.”

@fecklessfox1000 Zero is the newest one, I prefer this one, sugar free one is meh, diet one is pants. The original Irn Bru is still the king but that died a few years ago. From a Glaswegian Irn Bru connoisseur!

Can anyone explain the difference between sugar free, zero and diet? We were very confused

@celtic_jaime Great deal, but, Thursday flight 😩 gives me the fear. Thursday and Sunday flights to Lanza usually horrific on those days although I think most days are a nightmare at the moment with the new machines, especially if more than 2 flights land at once.

That’s a great price for Lanzarote in August school holidays ☀️

@TodayUpdates0 A

🚨BREAKING: New CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No

@StandUpForFact E

79 years old and still the hardest working President we have ever had. Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this man? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0% Everyone better answer this one correctly☝️!!

@celtic_jaime Usually it was always Sundays and Thursdays that were the worst days to fly in due to the amount of flights landing at the one time. Now it seems to be pot luck between the flights arriving and the machines any day!

This is what is was like when we was coming home from Lanzarote about 3 weeks ago. Going was quickest we’ve been before