Stewart Provins

@cheeseandgrain @glastonbury Any update on the queue @cheeseandgrain

We are receiving a large number of enquiries about the potential of a secret @glastonbury show at the venue. We can unequivocally state that there will be no events at all taking place at the Cheese and Grain until Sunday's screening of England's game in the Euros.

@TheDavidHiggs @cheeseandgrain @glastonbury @coldplay sadly us locals aren't invited

@cheeseandgrain @glastonbury Ahhhh - the old ‘unequivocally state..no events’ statement. That’s exactly what would be said if a secret show at the venue was taking place. Go on, who is it? 😉

I just signed the petition demanding Liz Truss is denied a resignation honours list. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/liz-… via @38degrees

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via @38degrees

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £136,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

The BBC have suspended Gary Lineker until he apologies and agrees not to post anything critical about the Government on Social Media. If you stand with Gary Lineker against the Government and the BBC. RT and Like this post to show your support for him.

Right: “Sue Gray a civil servant of the highest integrity and the greatest reputation.” Left: “Sue Gray was conniving in secret meetings with the party in opposition.”

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

@eltonofficial Gutted you're leaving. Quick question, just been watching the piano thing on bbc2 tonight, who would you say is the best modern pianist, you or Barry Manilow? Your gig at longleat was one of my favourites, saw Vegas when red piano E out of tune but wonder hold that against you x

All my life I’ve tried to use music to bring people together. Yet it saddens me to see how misinformation is now being used to divide our world.   I’ve decided to no longer use Twitter, given their recent change in policy which will allow misinformation to flourish unchecked.

Conservative MPs, this is what you’d be voting for

@BethRigby Lettuce to stand in as new PM

BREAKING: PM statement 1.30pm

Nicola Sturgeon is getting a lot of stick because she was honest enough to say she detests the Tories. So do millions of us. Millions & millions & millions. Please share if you agree. #Sturgeon #DetestableTories #NastyParty #Kuenssberg

@HelenMarsters @HelenMarsters wow, amazing news! Will have to pop over once you're settled.

Liz Truss votes for PM: 81,316 Count Binface votes for mayor: 92,896

He really is a hypocritical cunt.

Spain's President yesterday announced that train journeys will be free on short and medium journeys to help with the cost of living crisis. He's also introducing a tax on banks because they're profiting from higher interest rates. Let's fight for that here too!

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If you want Boris Johnson to resign tonight, retweet this. Let’s send him a message 👍

@theapprentice #theapprentice what poor doorman did he steal the coat from?

Dear Met police, I’d like to report future crimes committed by Her Majesty’s Government. This will likely include cash for future peerages, using tax payers money for their own/mates advantage, and several breaches of any Covid measures they put in place for the plebs. Thanks.