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Trevor Stibbe

@Stibbs30

Amateur entertainer (because I do it for free, not because I’m bad at it). Food archeologist, never stop digging. #headdownhoodieup #dinkinflicka #zenasskicker

Naperville, IL Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Trevor Stibbe@Stibbs30·
So I just took a shower but forgot all my towels were in the laundry...did you guys know it takes approximately a third of a roll of @Bounty paper towels to dry a 6'2 male human? That's twice as efficient as the leading bargain brand
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T’zzz up 🇹🇴
T’zzz up 🇹🇴@TonganAussie·
@Stibbs30 You appreciated him when no one was watching. Thank you for your service. Here’s to you 🍻
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There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal
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@RandomMimikyu I don’t tweet much but I’m an active scroller, but I’ll never shy away from showing my respects to Harambe. Warms my heart to see all these notifications pouring in to remember this beautiful beast
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Dillon Brooks: “Pretty much from the jump, I was a shit-talker. But I actually don’t think that really does it justice. Everybody can talk shit. That’s nothing. You go to the Mississauga YMCA, and everybody is talking trash. That’s basic. What I learned to do is different. I call it the dark arts. It’s not really about what I’m saying to you. It’s about what I got you saying to yourself. When you’re playing at the Y, you’re seeing the same guys all the time. Half of them are your boys. So you learn exactly what pisses them off. It’s like you got a little playbook on them, right? All you have to do is press that button at the right time, and they’re going to lose their focus. You don’t even have to say much. Just a name. Just the first name of ol’ girl…. Right as they’re about to take a jumper. You can say it real soft, too. ‘Mikayla.’ And that’s a brick. Just that little subconscious thought planted in their mind. ‘What did you just say?’ ‘Huh? Nothing. What are you talking about?’ Next time down the floor, you wait until he gets the ball again…. ‘Mikayla.’ You don’t even need to elaborate. He might not hit a shot the rest of the game. There’s a million different weak points you can find. Everybody is different. I didn’t just come up with all this on my own. I learned from a master. One of my boys at the Y was one of the most sinister trash talkers I’ve ever met. Dude was devious. Real subtle, too. He’d be preying on your deepest insecurities. I remember when I first started to get some shine, I was playing AAU and I had some colleges looking at me, right? So we’d be playing pickup, and I’d miss a shot, and he’d be just squinting at me…. Like… ‘D1, huh?’ I’d miss another shot. He’s shaking his head…. ‘Oregon? Man, I don’t see it.’ Now I’m pissed. I’m trying too hard. I’m already in my head. But he’s just setting me up. He’s laying the groundwork. Next time down the floor, he hits me with it…. Sheridan. See, we got this college in Canada called Sheridan. And this is no disrespect to anybody, but Sheridan is one of those places where guys go to play ball who can’t quite make it to the States. It’s for the dudes who stay home. So I hit a shot, and he’s squinting at me, and he goes…. ‘Yeah, I think you could probably play at Sheridan. I dunno.’ Man…… When I tell you I went crazy…… I took the ball and I just booted that shit into the rafters. He had me so f***** up. And this is my boy, mind you. I still think about that to this day, and I wanna fight him. That’s how you know he won.” playerstribu.ne/Dillon

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OBVIOUS SHIRTS®
OBVIOUS SHIRTS®@obvious_shirts·
Nevermind! Now people are saying it might not be so bad!
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS®@obvious_shirts·
RIGHT FOREARM DISCOMFORT.
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Bruh I gotta start lengthening my telomeres
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Reposting bc relevant, Twitter C Suite is entirely braindead. Logging off until fixed ✌🏻
Trevor Stibbe@Stibbs30

Hey @Twitter please stop resetting my timeline to anything other than chronological order. I don’t care what you believe to be the top tweets, I just want to see my curated list of followed tweets from oldest to newest as I scroll to the top. Thanks

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Trevor Stibbe@Stibbs30·
We are live in the request window and my request has been submitted 👍🏻 Now just have to wait until next week for (hopefully) an email confirmation
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Trevor Stibbe@Stibbs30·
Bottom line, they all deserve a fun and memorable experience like this more than I can describe. I’m gonna do my best to get these myself during this February resale, but if anyone has any tips (or a direct line to Ariana Grande), I would appreciate the intel 🤙🏻
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Trevor Stibbe@Stibbs30·
PSA: If anyone can help me get four tickets to ANY Eternal Sunshine Chicago tour dates (August 3rd, 5th, or 6th), I would be ETERNALLY *wink* grateful. My wife is due with our second child in April so she’s been going through it lately and I just want to do something huge for her
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Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja·
Possibly the Friendliest Strikeout Ever. Rizzo vs Freeman. 🫂
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Love that the medals at the Olympics this year are just giant smooth perfect circle hunks of gold/silver/bronze with the rings in the middle
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I’ve officially hit the point of my life where I have Tupperware recommendations. I don’t know if that’s sad or just a nothingburger - but if anyone needs Tupperware, boy do I have the brand for you @BentgoLunch
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