Fade to Gary

@JesterJum I think you might be wrong there but for years I thought there was a film about unidentified flying objects called 'Closing Counters' so what do I know ??

Ive been alive 33 years and I just realized the saying is "Open Says Me" and not "Open Sesame"

@TheFigen_ To an HR disciplinary hearing ?

No way! On what occasion would you wear this?

@XFrecklesXo I hold you in the highest regard as you know but with all due respect - Fuck the Curry sauce !!

@GLB_88 Come over here I will massage your feet for a full 6 minutes until I fall asleep myself 👍🏼

Can’t keep my eyes open. Just put me in an OAP home. I wouldn’t mind watching countdown, bed baths, singing the white cliffs of dover with my evening sherry, whilst smelling of mothballs.

@TGrammie2 Shit yeah I remember that

My husband would like to know if any of you remember white dog poop from the 70's. If so, why isn't there white dog poop now?

@ShutupLyle I think Wills Woodbines would be a good start or maybe John Player Specials .. if she wants too appear a little more sophisticated Gitanes may fit the bill.

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

@XMartinsMusicX I would like to add Leonard Cohen please

My Top 10 Favourite Male Singers/Artists... who are you adding? 1. David Bowie 2. Bob Dylan 3. Lou Reed 4. John Lennon 5. Paul Weller 6. Stevie Wonder 7. Morrissey 8. Johnny Cash 9. Marvin Gaye 10. Neil Young

@Duncan_Smith @Dickwith2dogs I see your Debbie Gibson and I raise you a Beverly Craven

@Dickwith2dogs Debbie Gibson 4eva 💙

I dont even know what a chappel roan is 🤷 I only listen to Spagna & Taylor Dayne !

@XFrecklesXo I've been with the same company for probably 11 years, sim only £20(ish) a month. Every 3 or 4 years I buy a second hand iphone from 'The Big Phone Store' and never update the operating system. No troubles, well hardly ever an issue.

I think I’m there too

@GLB_88 Love that !! .. i'm guessing a lot of off-white linen shoulder bags, sunglasses on forehead and talk about 'all weather wicker' too. I wonder if 'Orangery' is still the structure to have 🤔

The yuppies are out in full steam at the garden centre, Bentleys and Porsche’s, wearing Birkenstock clogs and choosing herbs that match their kids names!

@Mishi_2210 22

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@XFrecklesXo No sorry I don't understand what this 'Convo' is ???

In Tesco and heard two British girls suddenly switch into a totally different language mid-convo. Never heard it before, like made up words with bits of English. Had to check another convo to make sure I wasn’t having a fucking stroke, What is that??

@LizKershawDJ Before you started believing the bullshit, half-truths and conspiracy theories

The Kershaws. In simpler happier times ❤️

@lilsketch Ailsa Craig

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@Hplays_piano Can you show me how to do it ? This happens to me from time to time which is so annoying because when I wake up I can't remember sufficient detail to do anything with it !! 🙈

Just remembered I wrote a song in my dream and made a voice recording of the melody and made a note of the lyrics when I woke up and was half asleep.

@Hplays_piano He is an absolute genius that bloke

Morning! This video never fails to make me laugh 🥰 😂

Thanks to Social Media everyone has to have an identity these days When I was at school we didn't know who we were, you were just..you The only time we were forced into some sort of allegiance is when a bigger boy asked you "what team do you support ?" and I hated football !!

@OneOutOf4 Miley Cyrus ?

👉🏻 Who is this singer at age 21?

@XFrecklesXo I think I proposed to you once 🤔 .. Maybe a Twitter one doesn't count 😂😂

Divorces- 0 Proposals- 3 Marriage- 0 (for now) Children- 1 Surgeries- 3 Tattoos- 21 Shot a gun- No Been on tv- No Watched someone die- Yes Rode in an ambulance- Yes Sang karaoke- No Rode a jet ski- No Arrested- No

@Hplays_piano We love you being here doing what you do, personally you are one of my favourites on Twitter. There seems to be a lot of people on here who will back you. Be kind to yourself 🌈

I'm not here to attract a man, just to be clear. I've never been the pretty one and I'm ok with it. But I'm feeling comfortable in my own skin and I don't see why that's a problem. Ok I have wrinkles, but if you knew what I've been through, you'd understand why. I'm just happy I am still here, there was a time I really didn't want to be. All you men with no profile pics trying to tear me down, all you're doing is showing yourselves up. 🤷🏻‍♀️