Still Faithful

You just know that this happening on April Fool’s Day will further fuel conspiracy theorists. I can hear it now: “They’re doing it literally on April Fool’s! They are calling you a fool for believing this BS!”

#BREAKING 🚨: Today, humanity is returning to the Moon

@OurSf49ers Not good

Niner fans, How are you feeling about the end of the Jauan Jennings era with the #49ers 🤔 ⬇️

Another immaculate quote from Klavan: “I don’t need to agree with someone to love them.”

“You know, many people look at me and say, ‘How do you look so beautiful?’ Many others just say, ‘How come you aren’t dead yet?’” Yet another hilarious gem from a mountain veiled in starlit gems—many hilarious, most priceless in their wisdom—known to the world as @andrewklavan.

@Real_Ames Some people have a blank space in their brains where “morals and standards” should be.

🚨A company built on faith, discipline, and standards took action to protect its name. Now it’s being called racist? Not everything is about race—sometimes it’s about values, responsibility, and representing your workplace the right way. Are we losing that distinction?

@itsmorganariel Honey, it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. But oh sweetie, you repeatedly tell the entire world how stupid you are.

EXPLOSIVE UPDATE ON THE CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATION ‼️ Tyler Robinson’s defense attorney has filed court documents arguing that the bullet used to murder Charlie doesn’t match Tyler Robinson’s rifle. Allegedly, the ATF firearm analyst could not identify a match to the bullet. TYLER ROBINSON WAS A PATSY.

@itsmorganariel At its founding, America had zero homosexuals because the term wasn’t even created until the 1860s.

America was not founded on judeo-Christian values because the term wasn’t even created until the 1930s.

So much for THE AMERICAN WAY…

Drugs change your very personality. They ruin lives and destroy opportunities. Don’t start. Say no to opiates whenever possible. Not worth it. Just ask Elmo…

@HoosiersBison The female equivalent of Portnoy trying to do ANYTHING athletic

Name an artist.

Why are hospitals choosing fewer and fewer Americans to be residents/doctors? Is this DEI? Cost savings?

@RetroMoviesDB ROCKY IV 🔥

Lets hear it!

@AVGirl4Life In all fairness, it should be for black females only *sarcasm*

The WNBA is racist AF

@ThomasSowell Thinks 9:30pm is too late at night for the POTUS to do a debate. But still thinks he deserves to continue on as the Leader of the Free World. Idiot.

Jake Tapper looks back on the Trump–Biden debate.

Truth

23 YEARS AGO TODAY The last game between 🐐🐍

@BladeoftheS Screw Bob and screw Shell.

“$2,000,000,000 is more than $1,500!” $1,500/mo = $18,000/yr Americans on food stamps = 42 Million $1,800 x 42,000,000 =$7,560,000,000 $7,560,000,000 > $2,000,000,000